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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...

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Houdini<3
Houdini<3: Y/nnnn im 
not tired
Y/n Diggory: she's busy
Houdini<3: You're laying 
right beside me
Y/n Diggory: oh my bad, 
I'll try again later
Houdini<3: what💀
Y/n Diggory: WHY IS RON 
SNORING SO FUCKING LOUD
Houdini<3: I HAVE TO DEAL 
WITH THIS ALMOST EVERY 
NIGHT
Houdini<3: NORMALLY ITS 
LOUDER WHEN HE EATS A 
LOT OR DRINKS👀
Y/n Diggory: I wonder what 
he was eating👀🤭
Houdini<3: me
Houdini<3: OW why did u 
slap me
Y/n Diggory: bc I felt like it
Houdini<3: :(
Y/n Diggory: 🎻 I'm playing a 
tiny little violin just for you
Houdini<3: ur so mean💔
Y/n Diggory: yes such a 
meanie weenie😓🥺
Y/n Diggory: STOP TOUCHING 
ME WITH YOUR FEET YOU 
WEIRDO FOOT FETISH 
PERVERT
Houdini<3: 😈😈😈😈
Y/n Diggory: STOP IM ABOUT 
TO FALL OFF THE BED
Houdini<3: that's so sad🥺
Houdini<3: 🎻
Y/n Diggory: ur such a dick
Houdini<3: ok😔
Y/n Diggory: dry
Houdini<3: 

                            

                                Houdini<3: brings back trauma💔
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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Houdini<3: brings back trauma💔
Y/n Diggory: ok
Houdini<3: what if I just 
broke up with you
Y/n Diggory: what if I just had 
sex with your mom
Houdini<3: well u can't bc 
she's dead
Y/n Diggory: ik🙍‍♀️
Houdini<3: she wouldn't 
want u anyway 
Y/n Diggory: HOW WOULD 
YOU KNOW?
Y/n Diggory: I BET SHE WOULD 
LOVE ME
Y/n Diggory: SHE WOULD 
DEFO LEAVE DADDY JAMES 
FOR ME
Y/n Diggory: I WOULD BE UR 
NEW MOM LOLZIES
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