Everyone, bullying everyoneRon Weasley: hello everyone 🤗
Hermione Granger: 😐
Ron Weasley: 😝😜🤪😛🥳🤩🥸🥳🤨
😕😜😟🥸😎🐻❄️🥰😝😂🤣🥲😁😆😅
🥰😍😌😻😼😽😾😿🙀👄💄💋💄👩🏻🦰
🐷🐶🐱🐭🦊🐰🐹🐨🐼🐻❄️🐨🦁🐯🐮
🐷🐽🐸🦁🦁🦁🧹🧹🧹🦄🍃🍃🌹🌸
💐🌷🌺🥀🍄🌞🌛🌼🌻
Ron Weasley: look at all these pretty emojisHarry Potter: Ron, are you high?
Ron Weasley: Harry? You're in this gc?
Ron Weasley: who's all in here?
Ron Weasley: wait-Ron Weasley added Ginny Weasley to "everyone, bullying everyone"
Ginny Weasley: hello :)
Ron Weasley: WTF GINNY!
Ginny Weasley: what?
Ron Weasley: you just stole my phone
Ginny Weasley:
Ron Weasley: I'm kicking Ginny
Y/n Diggory: Ron, you're acting like my brother
Ron Weasley: so?
Y/n Diggory: it's not a good thing
Y/n Diggory: hold on-
Y/n Diggory: who tf is private messaging me?Harry Potter
Harry Potter: hey.
Y/n Diggory: hey?
Harry Potter: what's up
Y/n Diggory: you're parents.
Harry Potter: WHAT!?
Y/n Diggory: I said what I said 💅
Harry Potter:
Y/n Diggory: 😱
Y/n Diggory: Barry Potter has a
sense of humor!?
Y/n Diggory: *gasp*Harry Potter: It's Harry
Y/n Diggory: whatever you say Barry
Harry Potter: 😐🦶
Y/n Diggory: whAt?
Harry Potter: nothing.
Harry Potter: what was that song you
and Fred were singing earlier?Y/n Diggory: Let It Go?
Harry Potter: yeah, is that from the bee movie?
Y/n Diggory: I am this close👌
to blocking youHarry Potter: why?
Y/n Diggory: go watch Frozen
Rn, and then we can talkHarry Potter: ok.
ReadHarry Potter: HANS WAS A BAD GUY!?!?
Y/n Diggory: I'm guessing you watched Frozen?
Harry Potter: that was an emotional roller coaster
Harry Potter: at first I was like
✨🥰😍❤️💖HANS💖❤️😍🥰✨
Harry Potter: but then I was like
✨🥰😍❤️💖CHRISTOFF💖❤️😍🥰✨Y/n Diggory: at first, I was like mmmm
✨ o l a f ✨As a joke!
Y/n Diggory: but bro- I don't think
it's a joke anymoreHarry Potter: 🎵let's play a little gaaaame🎵
Y/n Diggory: hey what'd ya know
Y/n Diggory: you're not that bland after allHarry Potter: oh- thanks?
Y/n Diggory: yup
Harry Potter: Anyways....
Harry Potter: STAN ELSA🙌❄️🥶Y/n Diggory: yes 🛐🛐🛐
Y/n Diggory: Stan Queen Elsa👑👑
Y/n Diggory: so you like- relate to Elsa, right?Harry Potter: why?
Harry Potter: bc I have magical powers?
Harry Potter: or bc I'm a bad bitch 😎Y/n Diggory: no bc you're parents are dead.
Harry Potter: 🧍♂️
Harry Potter: why has this come up againY/n Diggory: cause I felt like it
Harry Potter: ok?
Harry Potter: so do you like me batter now?Y/n Diggory: batter?
Harry Potter: better**
Harry Potter: sorry.Y/n Diggory: I mean you're less bland ig
Y/n Diggory: still kinda annoying but idkHarry Potter: oh thanks?
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...