The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)

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rHONDA🚙

rHONDA🚙: I hate you.

Y/n Diggory: ouch

rHONDA🚙: all I've heard for
the past DAY is "and you call me
up again just to BREAK ME
LIKE A PROMISE"

Y/n Diggory: OMG RON
ARE YOU LISTENING TO
TAYLOR SWIFT?!

rHONDA🚙: no, but your
stupid boyfriend is

Y/n Diggory: oh

Houdini<3

Y/n Diggory: heyyyy

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Y/n Diggory: ...

Houdini<3: I want alcohol

Y/n Diggory: oh

Houdini<3: yup

Y/n Diggory: you remember
what happened last time right?

Houdini<3: well sure the next
day isn't fun, but alcohol takes
all your problems away
Houdini<3: it's so nice

Y/n Diggory: well...fun!
Y/n Diggory: BUT
Y/n Diggory: a little birdie told
me you've been listening to
Ms Taylor Swift🤭
Y/n Diggory: ...
Y/n Diggory: it is Ron, Ron
is the bird

Houdini<3: whatttttttt
Houdini<3: pshhhhhh
Houdini<3: noooooooo
Houdini<3: #i❤️kanye

You have blocked this number

rHONDA🚙

rHONDA🚙: STOP BLOCKING ME
-Harry

Y/n Diggory: NO -Y/n

rHONDA🚙: pleaseeeee
rHONDA🚙: I was just jokingggg

You have unblocked this number

Houdini<3

Y/n Diggory: wsp

Houdini<3: YIPEE!
Houdini<3: I was just kidding
Houdini<3: Taylor is love
Houdini<3: Taylor is life🫶

Y/n Diggory: Fr

Houdini<3: I only lied bc it
was supposed to be a surprise
Houdini<3: our 1 year kiss-iversery
is coming up and I wanted to do
something special and impress you

Y/n Diggory: awww
Y/n Diggory: I don't know if a
kiss-iversery is a thing but
that is very sweet

Houdini<3: yes it is.
Houdini<3: and we will
be celebrating.

Y/n Diggory: okay lol

Ron Weasley has created group with Harry Potter and Y/n Diggory