A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
A/n- guys this has been so hard to write bc I need to move the plot along but I can't do that when I forgot the plot...🫣🤪 so uh... just be patient with me pls <3
'arry Pottah❤️
'arry Pottah❤️: water is too clear
Y/n Diggory: you're absolutely right Y/n Diggory: but why are you telling me this now Y/n Diggory: it's 4am
'arry Pottah❤️: can't sleep
Y/n Diggory: oh ok Y/n Diggory: now explain to me why water is too clear, in your opinion
'arry Pottah❤️: well you see, I understand glass being clear, for like windows and such 'arry Pottah❤️: but a liquid shouldn't be 'arry Pottah❤️: I feel like I'm drinking glass 'arry Pottah❤️: it's weird
Y/n Diggory: mhmm mhmm yes I see 🤔 Y/n Diggory: your point is crystal clear Y/n Diggory: get it 😏 Y/n Diggory: cuz like- the water is clear Y/n Diggory: lolz Y/n Diggory: now why can't you sleep
'arry Pottah❤️: I just... can't? 🤷
Y/n Diggory: you don't wanna give me answers? Yk what gn
'arry Pottah❤️: ok I'll tell youuuuu 'arry Pottah❤️: I had a nightmare🤞😋
Y/n Diggory: abt what Y/n Diggory: if u wanna talk abt it
'arry Pottah❤️: yk just Voldemort 'arry Pottah❤️: same old same old
Y/n Diggory: oh...
'arry Pottah❤️: it's all good 'arry Pottah❤️: just freaked me out a little bit🤪
Y/n Diggory: yeah I can't sleep either Y/n Diggory: the guilt of killing Fred and George is just eating me alive 😔
'arry Pottah❤️: oh🫢 'arry Pottah❤️: where did you hide the bodies
Y/n Diggory: I left them to be eaten by raccoons😋🤗 😀😟🤞😍😱🥵🥶😶🌫️
'arry Pottah❤️: sleep deprivation does not look good on you👀
Y/n Diggory: bitch I always look good 🥱🙄
'arry Pottah❤️: ...
Y/n Diggory: gn hoe
'arry Pottah❤️: NO IM SORRY IM SORRY
Y/n Diggory: too late Y/n Diggory: I'm already asleep
'arry Pottah❤️: fine 'arry Pottah❤️: I guess you just don't care abt me anymore👀😔😖😢
Y/n Diggory: I don't.
'arry Pottah❤️:🥺🥺🥺
Y/n Diggory: 🖕🖕🖕
'arry Pottah❤️:
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