A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
The dog father: YAYAYAYAYA The dog father: DID YOU ASK HER LIKE I SAID
Harry: ...not exactly...
The dog father: wow ok then The dog father: I see how it is😒
Harry: don't you wanna know what she said?
The dog father: yeah ig...
Harry: she said YES
The dog father: that's cool
Harry: ok ok I'm sorry I didn't use your method of asking her out Harry: but I need advice for how to act on a date Harry: I've never been on one so...
The dog father: ... The dog father: OK ILL HELP The dog father: SHE SAID YES YAYYYYYY The dog father: I KNEW IT HARRY The dog father: you should listen to me more often
Harry: ok but can you help me?
The dog father: what am I helping you with specifically?
Harry: all of it
The dog father:
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Harry: like- how do I greet her, and how do I walk, and what am I supposed to talk abt, and yeah basically everything
The dog father: will you actually take my advice?
Harry: ...yes, yes I will
The dog father: OK The dog father: so here's what you're gonna do
IRL
Harry woke up early on the day of his and Y/n's date. He got ready quickly, but he took awhile standing in front of the mirror and fixing everything until he looked as good as he could. He was sure this was the most effort he had ever put into the way he looked.
"Harry?" Ron muttered groggily, "what're ya doing?"
