Jimmy
Jimmy: heyyyy girly pop😍
Y/n Diggory: um
Jimmy: so as you know I
have claimed Rob as my gf
Y/n Diggory: I honestly
forgot but sure
Jimmy: well HE GOT A GF
Jimmy: so my gf broke up
with me for another girl💔
Jimmy: and I'm like totally
way hotter🙄
Y/n Diggory: oh no
Jimmy: so I was wondering
if you knew any other girlies
you could set me up with🤩
Jimmy: bc yk you're just such
a kind hearted person
Y/n Diggory: I am
Y/n Diggory: that's why I wont
sentence any poor girl to
be your gf
Jimmy: why notttttttt
Y/n Diggory: bc
Jimmy: UGHHHHH
Jimmy: why don't you want
me to be happy?!
Jimmy: you are totally like
ruining my life🙄
Y/n Diggory: ok
Jimmy: ur also being dry
Y/n Diggory: bc I'm with
my boyfriend, douchebag
Jimmy: OMG HARRY?
Jimmy: I ❤️ HARRY
Jimmy: HES MY BESTIE
Y/n Diggory: since when?
Jimmy: SINCE THE SLUMBER PARTY
Jimmy: TELL HIM I SAY HI
Jimmy: AND I WANT HIS NUMBER
Y/n Diggory: ...no I'm
not doing that
Jimmy: Y/NNNNNNN
Jimmy: PLEASEEEEE
Jimmy: If ur not gonna set
me up with someone at least
give me ur bfs phone number
Jimmy: WAIT
Jimmy: DOES HARRY HAVE
ANYONE TO SET ME UP WITH?
Y/n Diggory: fine I'll check
Y/n Diggory: he's says maybe
Katie Bell
Y/n Diggory: she plays quidditch
Jimmy: THANK YOU HARRY
Jimmy: I LOVE YOU BABE
Jimmy: DUDE**
Jimmy: autocorrect lol
Jimmy: ANYWAYS CAN YOU
SET US UP???
Y/n Diggory: he says he'll
talk to her
Jimmy: YAYYYYYYYYY
Jimmy: THANK YOU HARRY
Jimmy: ILL SEE YOU AT THE
MATCH TMRW Y/N
Y/n Diggory: yup see you then
Y/n Diggory: bye bye Jim
Jimmy: BYEEEEEE
IRL
"You have a quidditch match tomorrow?" Harry asked.
"Yeah, I told you about this."
"You did? When?"
"A week ago," Y/n chuckled.
"Oh, well that's excitinggggg. I'm definitely coming to watch"
THE NEXT DAY AT THE MATCH
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
