*********
*********: hey bro
Harry Potter: ??
Who are you?
*********: You're acting
schizophrenic
*********: texting your
dead godfather abt your
girlfriend
Harry Potter: how u know
abt that?🤨
*********: Harry, I'm
connected to your mind.
Harry Potter: You're- 😳
*********: yes.
*********: so what's going
on with your girlfriend?
Harry Potter: IM NOT
TELLING YOU
Harry Potter: YOU'VE BEEN
TRYING TO KILL ME
SINCE I WAS ELEVEN!!
*********: since you were
a baby, actually
Harry Potter: YOU ALSO
KILLED MY PARENTS
*********: they were casualties
Harry Potter: AND THAT
DEAD GODFATHER YOU
WERE TALKING ABT, YOU
KILLED HIM TOO
*********: technically, no
Harry Potter: AND YOU
KILLED MY GF'S BROTHER
*********: again, technically
that wasn't me
Harry Potter: THE PERSON
WAS FOLLOWING YOUR
ORDERS
*********: I-
*********: I've got nothing
for that
*********: but you can confide
in me about this
Harry Potter: um no i can't
*********: I know your
friend is asleep
*********: so you can't
talk to him
Harry Potter: you wouldn't
understand
*********: I may not be
able to feel love, but what
I see when you guys are
together, thats real
*********: that's what I felt
once
Harry Potter: 👀 you
felt love?
Harry Potter: but you
literally just said you
couldn't
*********: I did.
*********: Long ago
*********: and you killed the
person I loved
*********: so now we're even
*********: so tell me what's
going on
Harry Potter: Not even close
Harry Potter: but why do you
wanna know?
*********: I just want you
and your girlfriend to be
happy together
*********: so it hurts more
when I kill her like every
other person you love so
you beg me to kill you too
Message not sent
*********: and right now
you seem to be worried
Harry Potter: what were
you gonna send?
*********: what?
Harry Potter: you were typing
for a long time and then
just stopped
Harry Potter: what were
you gonna send
*********: why can't you
just trust me?
*********: at this point
it's getting quite exhausting
Harry Potter: CAUSE YOU'RE
THE ONE WHOS RUINING
MY LIFE AND TRYING TO
KILL ME
*********: Fine. Since you
aren't going to tell me about
your problems, I will go put
more time and effort into my
plans for killing you and
overthrowing the wizarding
world.
Harry Potter: so we were
at Ron's brothers' shop, right,
and everything had been going
well. That was until I saw her
talking to this guy
*********: what guy?
Harry Potter: some random
guy from her house
Harry Potter: and she seemed
to enjoy his company and stuff
Harry Potter: And today she
told me she can't hang out
with me tmrw bc she's
going to watch the
quidditch tryouts
Harry Potter: this guy is
probably on the team
Harry Potter: idk am
I being stupid
Harry Potter: could she be
cheating on me?
*********: but you play
quidditch
Harry Potter: I do
*********: so what does
random guy have that you
don't
Harry Potter: idk
Harry Potter: maybe he
doesn't have insane amounts
of trauma lol
*********: lol?
*********: what is lol?
Harry Potter: it's- nvm
*********: Well, personally I
do not think your girlfriend is
cheating on you
Harry Potter: I personally didn't
think I'd lose most of my
parental figures by 16 years old
*********: You're impossible
Harry Potter: You're a
murderer
*********: so are you
Harry Potter: But I've never
killed anyone!
Harry Potter: wait-
Harry Potter: hold on-
Harry Potter: i think i know
Harry Potter: the person
you loved
*********: I'm leaving now,
and don't even try telling
Dumbledore because this
number will be deleted
Harry Potter: ok?
*********: also, you should
trust your girlfriend a little
more
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
