Okay guys, just to clarify, I won't actually be writing smut. I just put the survey to prove a point, and I proved it. SO ANYWAYS LETS GET ON WITH THE CHAPTER. (Also I'm changing some stuff in the plot, like the order of when stuff happened, bc it's my story and idc😋)
~*buzzing noise from phone*~
Harry groaned and reached under his pillow for his phone.
Who the fuck was calling him in the middle of the night?
He saw who was calling him and answered in confusion, "hey, what's up?" He murmured quietly, trying not to wake the slumbering Dursley's. Though, hardly anything could be heard over his uncle's snoring.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" Y/n whisper-shouted through the phone.
"What? It's not my-" he checked the time and saw that it was exactly midnight. It was his birthday, "oh, well thank you" he broke out grinning.
"Of course," she smiled, "how does it feel to finally be my age?"
"It feels great, just spectacular"
Suddenly Y/n whipped her head back, towards her bedroom door that had just opened.
"What're you doing, Y/n?" Her father asked.
"Oh, I'm just wishing my friend a Happy Birthday," she replied.
Harry frowned at the title 'friend' but he understood why Y/n wasn't ready to tell her parents about them yet. Many dangers came with dating Harry, and he didn't want her parents saying they couldn't be together.
"Oh, ok. Happy birthday Y/n's friend"
"Thank you" Harry responded.
Amos gave his daughter a questioning look.
"Come on Dad, you think I can pull someone?" Y/n sighed.
He looked like he was thinking for a few seconds, "guess you're right"
She shot him an offended look while Harry chuckled.
"I'm just joking" Amos laughed.
"Yeah yeah, whatever"
"Well, don't stay up too late, alright?" He tapped her doorframe.
"Alright"
"Night Y/n"
"Goodnight"
"Night Y/n's friend"
"Goodnight" Harry responded.
"And don't get too... frisky"
"Dad!"
"Ok ok, I'm going, goodnight" Amos smirked, and shut the door behind him as he left.
Y/n groaned out of embarrassment, as Harry just laughed.
"You're dad is funny"
"No, he's embarrassing" she sighed.
"Mmm? Oh, and you 'can't pull anyone'?" He smirked.
"What else was I supposed to say?"
Harry shrugged and kept smiling.
"Well anyways, happy birthday. I hope you have a good day"
"I already am"
"You're so cheesy"
"Only for you" he replied dramatically.
"Whatever. Happy birthday! Goodnight"
"Goodnight" he said in a sing-song voice.
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
