Alma Madrigal and Raccoons hate club
Y/n Diggory: so Valentines is
coming up😏😏
Y/n Diggory: and imma play
Cupid
Granger Danger: wdym
Y/n Diggory: I'm charging ppl
money so I ask out their
Valentine for them
Y/n Diggory: imma be rich
biotches 🤑
Food Boi Wazlib: ... it's- it's
an idea...
Y/n Diggory: you're just upset
you didn't have the idea sooner
Y/n Diggory:
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Food Boi Wazlib: 🙄
Thing 1: wtf
Thing 2: why did we never
think of that
Granger Danger: do you
have any... customers yet Y/n?
Y/n Diggory: well I just posted
it on instagram so soon I should
get some messages😜
Y/n Diggory: OH I JUST GOT
ONE BASHAHAHAHAH
***-***-****
***-***-****: is this Y/n Diggory??
Y/n Diggory: yes :)
Y/n Diggory: and who might
you be?
***-***-****: Dean Thomas
Y/n Diggory: OMG I KNOW YOU!
Y/n Diggory: I HIGH-FIVED YOU
ONCE
You named this contact, 'Dean Thomas'
Dean Thomas: YESSS
Dean Thomas: ANDDDDD you're
dating my roommate😏
Y/n Diggory: 👀
Y/n Diggory: so what can
I do for you??
Dean Thomas: I wanna be a
part of your little Valentines
business thing
Y/n Diggory: oh?
Dean Thomas: yes, I can help
you so you don't have to do
all the work🤩
Y/n Diggory: ...
Dean Thomas: and I'd like
to share your profit...
Y/n Diggory: A- HA!
Y/n Diggory: YOURE AFTER
MY MONEY!
Dean Thomas: oh come on!
Dean Thomas: I could be useful!
Dean Thomas: pleaseeeeeee
Y/n Diggory: ...fineeeee
Y/n Diggory: but we split it 60-40
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
