"NOOOOOO! WHY IS HE SO STUPID!" Sirius cried.
"I KNOW!" James sobbed.
"Boys, calm down I'm sure this will all be sorted out" Lily soothed.
"BUT WHAT IF IT ISNT LILS? WHAT IF HE MAKES A DUMBASS MISTAKE AND LOSES HER!" James argued, "ALL BECAUSE HES ASSUMING SHIT"
"HES TEXTING THE GOD DAMN DARK LORD FOR FUCKS SAKES"
"What's going on?" Cedric asked.
"Harry thinks Y/n is cheating on him" Lily replied.
"What?! She would never" Cedric gasped.
"WE KNOW! Sometimes Harry is just an overthinking dumb fuck" Sirius sighed.
"Wait- how do you guys know this?"
"Because we saw" James answered.
"How?"
"Did you not know we can see them?"
"Nooooooo"
"Oh. Well, here we'll show you" James offered, standing up to lead him, "we're like your afterlife parents"
Cedric began following him, "so you guys can just look down and see what's going on whenever you want?"
"Yup, me and Lils got to see their first kiss"
"Lucky." Sirius pouted, "I only heard about it from what Harry told me,"
"I only heard about it a little while ago when I was first told they were dating" Cedric said.
"And now, to think that this might all be jeopardized because of a misunderstanding" Lily frowned.
"If only Harry knew" Sirius muttered to Lily.
"Yes, but we can't exactly relay that information to him" she responded.
"If only he knew what?" Cedric turned around.
Sirius and Lily exchanged a look and then turned back to Cedric.
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
