The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)

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Ur Mom😘

Food Boi Wazlib: nOoooooOoOoOO

Granger Danger: what is it?

Barrold Pottery: he's going to sacrifice himself!!!😱😱

Granger Danger: 😐

Food Boi Wazlib: I don't wanna
go to classsss
Food Boi Wazlib: SOMEONE woke
me up in the middle of the night to
talk abt his love life and im rlly
tireddddd

Granger Danger: hmmmm
I wonder who that was...🤔

Barrold Pottery: it was Neville.

Y/n Diggory: dw Ronnie, I wanna
skip too

Barrold Pottery: pls don't :(
Message not sent

Thing 1: George and I can get
you out of class😏

Thing 2: for a fee😏

Y/n Diggory: damn, alright I'll make
out with one of you😏
Y/n Diggory: and since George is taken,
I guess it'll have to be Fred
Y/n Diggory: such a price to pay...😔

Thing 1: we mean in money
Thing 1: I can't take scarboy's girl,
I'm not that mean

Y/n Diggory: 🤨
Y/n Diggory: wot?

Granger Danger: Y/n you won't
be skipping class.
Granger Danger: I will come
and get you and march you to class

Y/n Diggory: ok😏

Granger Danger: I better see you
in the Great Hall for breakfast

Y/n Diggory: they're still serving
breakfast?

Granger Danger: obviously

Y/n Diggory: WHO TF CHANGED
THE TIME ON THE CLOCK IN MY
DORM?!?!

Granger Danger: what?

Y/n Diggory: IT SAYS ITS NINE
OCLOCK AND MY PHONE SAYS
ITS SEVEN THIRTY!

Granger Danger: and you were just
casually laying in bed texting at nine
o'clock on a school day?

Y/n Diggory: yup 👍

Granger Danger: whatever get
down for breakfast

IRL

"Ow! What was that for?!" Fred bellowed to Harry, who had just thrown a grape at him.

Harry just pointed at his phone while glaring at him.

"Just helping you along" Fred explained with a grin.

Harry sighed and rolled his eyes.

Just then, Y/n Diggory walked into the Great Hall. Well, more like, trudged into the Hall.

She stomped over to the Ravenclaw table, giving Hermione a quick wave as she passed, and plopped down next to Zhara.