A/n- ok so... I messed up... I goofed... but oh well... apparently they don't learn the patronus charm until after Christmas... Uhm... we're just gonna... ignore that... ok then...
Summoning James Potter for Scarhead's lovelife's sake
Ginny: we have a problem
Hermione: what is the problem
Ginny: the dude you told me abt
is gonna ask out Y/n TODAY
Harry: you told Ginny?
Hermione: yeah obviously
Ginny: we need to stop this
from happening
Harry: aww Ginny you care abt
my love life😍
Ginny: no tf I don't
Ginny: the opposite actually
Harry: oh😐
Ginny: yeah so how are we going
to keep her from going out with
this bloke
Hermione: Fred and George, do
you have anymore of those long
ear thingies?
Fred: Extendable ears***
George: and yes, we do
Hermione: can we borrow one?
Fred: for a fee
Harry: and you guys say I'm a
stalker🥱🙄
Hermione: Harry we're doing
this for you, you unappreciative
fuck
Harry: ok damn sorry😳
George: Y'know what Granger
we'll donate to the cause, no
need to pay
Hermione: alright, thank you
Ed Shee-RON
Harry: I'm doomed
Ed Shee-RON: i know
Harry: ffs
Ed Shee-RON: hey, maybe
there's a chance she'll say no
Ed Shee-RON: maybe he's ugly
Ed Shee-RON: maybe he's
annoying
Harry: I'm annoying, Ron
Ed Shee-RON: well maybe
he... doesn't like Frozen
Harry: ooh yeah that'd be a red
flag for her...
IRL
"Hermione, move your big head"
"Oh shut it Ron"
"Can you guys see anything?"
"No"
"Get the ear out"
"Guys this is kinda creepy"
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
