******
******: hello, are you Y/n Diggory??
Y/n Diggory: maybe...
Y/n Diggory: who's asking?
******: I'm Harry Potter's
godfather 😀
Y/n Diggory: oh, well hello
Y/n Diggory: did Harry give you
my number?
******: ...not exactly
******: I got it from Ron...
Y/n Diggory: lmao makes sense
Y/n Diggory: he likes meddling
You named this contact 'Godfather of Harry'
Godfather of Harry: soooooo...
Godfather of Harry: you kissed
my godson?? 😏😏😘😘
Y/n Diggory: UhMmmM
Y/n Diggory:
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Godfather of Harry: Good job!
👏 👏 👏
Godfather of Harry: by now you
probably know how awkward
he is
Y/n Diggory: oh trust me I do
Y/n Diggory: so apparently you
gave him relationship advice?
Godfather of Harry: WHICH
HE DIDNT LISTEN TO BTW!!
Godfather of Harry: DID HE
SERIOUSLY (😏) THROW A
NOTE AT YOU TO ASK YOU
OUT?!?
Y/n Diggory: YES
Y/n Diggory: I WAS READING
Godfather of Harry: AND DID
HE SAY ANYTHING DURING THAT
WHOLEEEEE INTERACTION?!?
Y/n Diggory: HE SAID, "rEaLLy?"
WHEN I SAID YES AND THEN
JUST MADE THE TIME FOR THE
DATE AND RAN AWAY
Godfather of Harry: He ran away😐
Y/n Diggory: yup
Godfather of Harry: istg this boy
needs some teaching
Godfather of Harry: BUT ANYWAYZ
Godfather of Harry: he wasn't too
awkward on the date, was he?
Y/n Diggory: he wasn't
TOOOOO bad...
Godfather of Harry: omfg
what'd he do
Y/n Diggory: well, he was rlly
awkward at the beginning, but
he loosened up by the end
Godfather of Harry: that's good,
that's good
Y/n Diggory: he's annoying tho
Godfather of Harry: ik
Godfather of Harry: wait- why
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
