Hermione Granger has created the group chat 'Dumbledore's Army'
Y/n Diggory: I'm sorry what😀
Granger Danger: what??
Y/n Diggory: "Dumbledore's Army"?
Granger Danger: yes?
Y/n Diggory: ...
Granger Danger: y/n... no.
Y/n Diggory: ...
Granger Danger: Y/n please
Y/n Diggory: ...
Y/n Diggory: dUmBlEdOrE's ArMy🤪
Y/n Diggory: such a quirky name😚
Y/n Diggory: LIKE WHY DIES
DUMBLEFUCK GET RECOGNITION
Y/n Diggory: DOES**
Y/n Diggory: whoopsies🤷♀️
Ginerva: ...I came up with that
name...
Y/n Diggory: I AM SO SORRY
GIN GIN BUT WHY
Y/n Diggory: I PITY WHOEVER YOU
HAVE CHILDREN WITH
Ginerva: so... you're pitying
yourself?
Y/n Diggory: 😏
Professor Pottah: 😧🥲
Message not sent
Food Boi Wazlib: so does anyone
have any place that we can yk practise
and learn and stuff
*******: I might have a place...
Y/n Diggory: wait I don't have you
in my phone, who are you?
*******: I'm Neville
You named this contact 'Nev😮💨🍃'
Granger Danger: where is it Neville
Nev😮💨🍃: um... I don't exactly know...
Granger Danger: what do you mean?
Nev😮💨🍃: well, the room kind of
disappeared when I left it...
Food Boi Wazlib: rooms can't just
disappear Neville
Nev😮💨🍃: well it did Ron
Granger Danger: wait- Neville I think
I know what you're talking about...
Granger Danger: what was inside the room when you found it?
Nev😮💨🍃: ... next question
Granger Danger: was it something
you needed right then?
Nev😮💨🍃: yes...
Granger Danger: that's wonderful!
Granger Danger: I think Neville's
found a perfect place to practice!
Nev😮💨🍃: wait rlly?
Granger Danger: yes!
Side Hoe
Side Hoe: ...
Y/n Diggory: 😱
Y/n Diggory: omg 😱
Y/n Diggory: are you jealous😱
Side Hoe: no...
Side Hoe: maybe...
Side Hoe: sorta...
Side Hoe: ok yeah
Y/n Diggory: dw bby gal I'm working
on setting her up with Ronald
Side Hoe: OMG WAIT
Side Hoe: YOU SHIP THEM TOO
Y/n Diggory: BITCH EVERYBODY
DOES EXCEPT THEM
Y/n Diggory: LITERALLY I HEARD MCGONAGAL AND DUMBLES TALKING ABT IT
Side Hoe: BAHAHAHAHA
A/n- SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER
UHMM... YEAH...
GUYS I GOT DOCS AND MARY JANES YESTERDAY AND MY MARAUDERS MAP CONVERSE COME IN ON THE 31st
OK BYE ILY
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FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
