Guys, again I just want to address that some (cough most cough) of this isn't canon but idrc I'm making my own canon stuff. First of all I've decided Cho is the Ravenclaw Quidditch captain (PLS IDEK IF SHE ACTUALLY IS) and Jimmy Peakes is the other beater. Idk if he graduated before sixth year...👀 And the Ravenclaw Quidditch team is not mentioned like at all- but they're kind of really relevant here, so I'm gonna make them up... MY OWN CANON
OK BYE GO READ
Hogwarts' Best Quidditch Team💪🦅
Cho Chang: Hey guys, so
I know we've been training
frequently the past week for
the upcoming match, and I
know you all are tired. But,
you know this is necessary
so we can be the best team
we can be, and finally win
the House Tournament
this year. So, tomorrow I've
booked the pitch again and
I need you guys to come ready
to practice.
Cho Chang: I know this may
be inconvenient, and I
apologize for the short notice,
but this is the only time I could
get the pitch for the next week,
other than late in the night
(9 PM). I'm sorry, but, I expect
to see you all there tomorrow
at 3.
******: 3:30..?
Cho Chang: 3.
******: Fine.
*******: np I'll be there
Cho Chang: 👍
Y/n Diggory: what?
Y/n Diggory: NO
Y/n Diggory: no I can't!!
Y/n Diggory: Cho I have
plans tomorrow!
Cho Chang: Y/n, I'm sorry
but we need you tomorrow
Cho Chang: otherwise, Jimmy
can't run your drills
*****: please, I can EASILY
work without her🥱
You named this contact 'Jimmy'
Y/n Diggory: bitch, you
would drown without me
Jimmy: 👀
yeah sureee
Y/n Diggory: shut up
Y/n Diggory: talk to me
when you get some
bitches
Jimmy: hey Y/n, maybe
you should look on EBay👀
Y/n Diggory: what?
Jimmy: maybe they have
a life for sale🤩
Y/n Diggory: omfg shut up
that's so stupid
Jimmy: I don't
shut up, I grow up and
when I look at you I throw
up🤢🤮
Y/n Diggory: 😐
Cho Chang: Y/n, what plans
do you have?
Cho Chang: can they be
postponed?
Y/n Diggory: uhhhh
lemme see
Houdini<3
Y/n Diggory: Harry, why didn't
you tell me that quidditch
was so much work
Houdini<3: bc you didn't
tell me you were trying out...
Y/n Diggory: oh yeah lol
Y/n Diggory: but anywayssss
Y/n Diggory: yk what tmrw is...
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
