Song:
Crazy little thing called love (Queen)
"This thing called love. I just can't handle it."MAY 1979
It was 19th of May, 1979, when both James and Lily would reply to the name "Potter".
Callisto had aligned the Marauders and Frank Longbottom in a straight line, inspecting them like a Cerberus. Frank Longbottom had laughed when she had first ordered for them to get in line, obviously not expecting her to turn into a full on sergeant when he delayed.
"You motherfuckers better open your ears." She hissed, glaring at all of them. "One thing goes wrong, and I will personally find you, cut your leg off and make you eat it. I will do it, and I will enjoy every fucking second of it. Got it?"
"Aye aye captain!"
"Louder, bozos" Marlene shouted, clapping her hands. "Are you men or pansies?!"
Frank frowned, "I'm a pansy."
"Silence, male!" Marlene warned, pointing at him with her bouquet. "You shall speak only when you're spoken to. Now go, louder!"
"AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!"
"Those guys are like, our bitches." Callisto chuckled, turning to look at Marlene. Her expression immediately hardened when she looked back at them, pacing up and down.
"Pettigrew!"
"Yes, Ma'am."
"Straighten your fucking tie." She warned. "I want it 90 degrees straight, no creases, no stains!"
Peter immediately corrected his tie, shooting Sirius a helpless look.
"I want you all to know, that no fuck-ups will be allowed." She ordered. "I will find out, and then I'm gonna fuck you up-" She pointed at Peter. "I'm gonna fuck you up-" Frank. "I'm gonna fuck you up." She pointed at Sirius.
Callisto stopped in front of Remus, inspecting him carefully.
"Remus, sweetheart."
"Yes?"
"I'm going to fuck you either way." She bluntly stated. "I'll just complain while doing it, if you mess up."
"And that's-" Marlene loudly started. "Anticlimactic."
"Now, Jace." Callisto called, standing in front of the groom. "How are we feeling?"
"I'm gonna piss myself."
"That's gross." Callisto said after a few seconds of pondering. "Are we getting any... cold feet? Second thoughts?"
"No, just about to piss myself."
"From fear?"
"No, quite literally." James said, his lips pressed in a thin line. "Callisto, respectfully, move aside, or I don't even know what I'll do."
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FanfictionIn which Callisto Claire learns that the Heartbreakers aren't as untouchable as she once thought and Remus Lupin finds out that in the game of hearts, nobody can sit in the sidelines forever. *Also on Quotev.