Hole In One

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Nobody's POV

"Hey, guys, check this out. I picked this up at auction today, and it only cost me a million dollars." Donald says as the five teens walk into the living room.

"Wha-? For a sheet? Boy, I guess I'd better start saving up if I'm gonna be a ghost for halloween." Adam sighs.

"It's a painting, Adam, by a very famous artist named Von Schtopp." Donald explains pulling the sheet away, revealing an ugly painting.

"Hm. I wish I would have been there to "Von Schtopp" you from buying it." Leo says.

"Good one." Mia chuckles hi-fiving Leo.

"What is it?" Adam asks.

"It's abstract art, Adam. It's whatever you think it is." Donald explains.

"I think it's a crying woman." Bree says.

"I think it's a storm at sea." Chase says.

"I think someone just blew a million bucks." Leo chuckles.

"I think I'm about to blow chunks just looking at it." Mia groans as Donald's phone rings.

"That's me. Davenport Industries. Hello? Uh-huh. Oh, boy. All right. Looks like I've got to put out a fire at work." Donald sighs before hanging up the phone.

"What happened?" Chase asks.

"Betty from accounting got her head caught in the positron collider again." Donald sighs.

"Ohh!" Leo groans.

"That's gonna be messy. Can you guys put that in the art vault for me?" Donald asks pointing to the painting.

"Wait, you have an art vault?" Leo asks.

"Yeah, its where I go and play with all of Davenport's weapons." Mia says, making Donald give her a look. "Which has never happened." She stammers.

"Just put it away. But whatever you do, do not touch the Davenportraits." Donald says.

"What's a Davenportrait?" Leo asks.

"Am I screaming out loud or just inside my head?" Leo asks as he stands in the art vault, mouth agape while he looks at the Davenportraits.

"I'm just gonna say it: Davenport is one weird dude." Chase groans.

"Ah. Voila. The Van Schto-" Adam says placing the painting down, struggling to stifle a sneeze.

"Ew, gross, gross, gross...!" Mia shouts.

"Turn around! Not on me!" Bree groans.

"Ah-choo! Whoa." Adam groans turning towards the painting and sneezing, burning a hole through the painting.

"Adam, what did you do?" Chase gasps.

"Oh, I think that sneeze accidently triggered my heat vision!" Adam groans.

"Big D is going to freak out!" Leo shouts.

"Let's not panic. This hole is barely noticeable." Chase says, trying to remain positive.

"Ah-choo!" Adam shouts as he sneezes again, creating an even bigger hole in the painting.

"Well that's noticeable." Mia mumbles.

"Adam, if you're going to destroy paintings, do it to those!" Leo snaps pointing to the Davenportraits.

"Adam, I cannot believe you just destroyed Mr. Davenport's million-dollar painting!" Chase gasps as he and his siblings stand in the art vault.

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