Sebastian Stan Imagines

Pick Up Lines -» Joshua

Word Count: 295

Warnings: Mentioning of sexual doings in a bad joke, strict cursing.

Prompt: Pay back- is well.... A pain in the ass. But it's also a pain in the ass when served by Joshua. The pick up lines are back! And this time it's Joshua who is throwing them out there.
Part 2.

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You were laying in bed asleep, fast asleep. When your phone went off, the first thing you did was check the time, 12:47 am. Who was the asshat who thought it would be cute to wake you up at this time?

You check your messages to see; Joshua has sent you a new message. What did he want?

J: Is your dad a baker?

Y: What? What are you talking about?

J: Because you have nice buns.

Y: Joshua? Are you drunk or something?!

J: No, just intoxicated by you.

Y: Shut up! This is my thing!

J: I lost my number

Y: Stop it!!!!!!!!!

J: Can I have yours?

Y: I'm gonna jump off a bridge -_-..........

J: I lost my teddy bear!

Y: ......

J: Can you sleep with me instead?

Y: Screw you, Joshua!

J: What time? What place? How hard?

Y: Really? That's the best thing you could come up with?

J: What can I say? When your around I lose my train of thought.

Y: I'm going back to sleep. This was a waste of my damn sleeping time!

J: But first promise me something?

Y: ...... What?.......

J: That you'll only dream of me.

Y: I hope you fall in a deep dark hole.

J: I'd only fall for you, love.

You turn your phone off completely. You would get him back, in due time. You were just gonna wait for the right time to get him back.

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