Teiko's basketball

Ouija board

Chapter 38:

Ouija board

"Should we really do this?" said Aomine querulously.

"Yeah," said Akira stubbornly.

"I still haven't recovered from the time I've had to exorcise my locker."

"Circle everyone."

Everyone held hands around the dining table. Akira placed the board and a few candles in the center. They even switched on flashlights and dimmed the lighting.

"Is this effect really necessary?" said Aomine.

"Shush, Mine-kun! You're killing the vibe!" said Satsuki.

"Ohkay. So what exactly is the procedure?" said Akashi.

"I dunno. You just ask questions I guess," said Akira.

"Hmm. What's the value of pi up to eight digits after the decimal place?" ventured Sora.

"Sora-san, that's not exactly what I meant--"

"3.14159265," said Akashi.

"I knew you weren't human," muttered Sora,"Oh, so we just ask random questions?"

"Yeah."

"I'll start!" said Satsuki, "Umm... Let's see... Are you there?"

To everyone's utter surprise the iron piece moved.

Y-E-S.

The was a pause. Aomine tried to extricate his hand from Akira's.

"Aomine, you're not supposed to break the circle. Bad things happen to those who do so, nanodayo," said Midorima.

Aomine swallowed.

"Who are you?" said Akira.

N-O-B-O-D-Y.

"Yeah right..." muttered Haizaki.

"Did you have anything to eat? Want a cookie? I'll get you one," said Murasakibara.

N-O.

"Shut up, Atsushi. You're not helping," said Aomine.

"Jeez, you guys can't even ask questions properly!" said Satsuki.

"What are we supposed to ask it?" said Sora.

"Hmm... Things we want to know I guess," responded Akira.

"Who is the most prettiest among us girls?" said Satsuki.

There was no answer.

"Satsuki-san, maybe it doesn't do awkward questions," said Sora.

"It's supposed to," said Satsuki pouting.

"What if I command it to?" said Akashi, thoughtfully.

T-H-E-R-E A-R-E S-O-M-E T-H-I-N-G-S N-O M-O-R-T-A-L C-O-M-M-A-N-D-S.

"Tamotsu, you have a paper cutter nearby don't you?"

"Akashi-san, you are not breaking the circle! Besides, what exactly are you going to skewer may I know?" said Sora.

"This just called me a mortal! Besides, how does this move the piece in the first place!"

"Sit!"

H-A H-A.

Akashi acquired a scary expression.

"What do you want?"

K-I-L-L.

Akashi snorted. "Who?"

A-O-M-I-N-E D-A-I-K-I.

Aomine looked like he was going to faint. Midorima started muttering incantations and said, "Elaborate, nanodayo."

N-O-W.

Aomine gave a blood curling shiek and broke the circle, accidentally pushing down Akira. Satsuki was beside herself. Akashi had found the paper cutter, and Midorima was muttering incantations. Haizaki was shouting as well. Murasakibara was holding up a biscuit saying, "Take this instead. They're really nice."

And in the middle of all this chaos, Sora was on the floor laughing. And with her was Kuroko!

Everyone crowded around.

"That was scary!"

"How did you two do this?!"

"You have awesome fridge magnets Akira-san. Kuroko-kun used it to move the pieces. No one noticed he was not in the circle. I spelt out the answers for him with my foot. The basic idea was mine, though the last bit about Aomine-san was his idea." said Sora.

"We really got you. Sorry for the trouble, but ghosts just don't exist." added Kuroko.

"Damn you two!"

"I'm thinking of committing murder myself..."

Finally everyone decided to leave as it was getting late. As they left, Akashi detained Sora.

"You were the one who spelt the answers initially right?"

"Yeah..."

"So that insulting sentence... It was you."

"...Ummm... It was not exactly insulting!...It...Yeah."

"...I'll keep this in account."

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Author's note #3:

Knb season three is out!

Oh, and the next chapter of tb might be an extra chapter. I hope you enjoyed the story so far. Please feel free to comment!

And I might eventually write the part about Aomine and his locker.