@GalaxyPanda102 I dare TFP to sing "Cabinet debate from Hamilton with the same singing parts as the last songs, and Dreadwing will be Thomas Jefferson.
Supercruncher: *has a concussion from when he it his helm in the last chapter so now his grumbling about not being able to go outside for the next couple hours checking wattpad seeing a dare reading it then smiles teleporting to the cave*
Supercruncher: Alright everybot you have a dare from GalaxyPanda102 to sing "Cabinet debate" from Hamilton with the same singing parts as the last songs and Dreadwing will be Thomas Jefferson!
Everybot: *grumbling about more singing*
Supercruncher: OH~ no you don't we're not going though this again!
Everybot: WE DON'T WANT TO SI-
Supercruncher: YOU WILL SING AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!
Everybot: *sighs in defeat*
[George Washington]Ultra magnus: Ladies and gentlemen, you coulda been anywhere in the world tonight, but you're here with us in New York City. Are you ready for a cabinet meeting??? The issue on the table: Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank. Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir [Thomas Jefferson]Dreadwing: 'Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.' We fought for these ideals; we shouldn't settle for less These are wise words, enterprising men quote'em Don't act surprised, you guys, cuz I wrote 'em But Hamilton forgets His plan would have the government assume state's debts Now, place your bets as to who that benefits: The very seat of government where Hamilton sits [Alexander Hamilton]Optimus: Not true! [Thomas Jefferson]Dreadwing: Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it If New York's in debt-- Why should Virginia bear it? Uh! our debts are paid, I'm afraid Don't tax the South cuz we got it made in the shade In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground We create. You just wanna move our money around This financial plan is an outrageous demand And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand Stand with me in the land of the free And pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax out whisky [George Washington]Ultra magnus: Thank you, Secretary Jefferson. Secretary Hamilton, your response [Alexander Hamilton]Optimus: Thomas. That was a real nice declaration Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation Would you like to join us, or stay mellow Doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello? If we assume the debts, the union gets A new line of credit, a financial diuretic How do you not get it? If we're aggressive and competitive The union gets a boost. You'd rather give it a sedative? A civics lesson from a slaver. Hey neighbor Your debts are paid cuz you don't pay for labor "We plant seeds in the South. We create." Yeah, keep ranting. We know who's really doing the Planting And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment Don't lecture me about the war, you didn't fight in it You think I'm frightened of you, man? We almost died in a trench While you were off getting high with the French Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President Reticent--there isn't a plan he doesn't jettison Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in Sittn' there useless as two shits Sittin' there useless as two shits Hey, turn around bend over, I'll show you Where my shoe fits [George Washington]Ultra magnus: Excuse me? Jefferson, Madison, take a walk! Hamilton, take a walk! We'll reconvene after a brief recess. Hamilton! A word [James Madison]: You don't have the votes [Thomas Jefferson]Dreadwing[James Madison]: You don't have the votes You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes [Thomas Jefferson]Dreadwing: Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder [James Madison]: Why he even brings the thunder... [George Washington]Ultra magnus: You wanna pull yourself together? [Alexander Hamilton]Optimus: I'm sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather [George Washington]Ultra magnus: Young man, I'm from Virginia, so watch your mouth [Alexander Hamilton]Optimus: So we let Congress get held hostage by the South? [George Washington]Ultra magnus: You need the votes [Alexander Hamilton]Optimus: No, we need bold strokes. We need this plan [George Washington]Ultra magnus: No, you need to convince more folks [Alexander Hamilton]Optimus: James Madison won't talk to me, that's a nonstarter [George Washington]Ultra magnus: Winning was easy, young man. Governing's harder [Alexander Hamilton]Optimus: They're being intransigent [George Washington]Ultra magnus: You have to find a compromise [Alexander Hamilton]Optimus: But they don't have a plan, they just hate mine! [George Washington]Ultra magnus: Convince them otherwise [Alexander Hamilton]Optimus: What happens if I don't get congressional approval? [George Washington]Ultra magnus: I imagine they'll call for your removal [Alexander Hamilton]Optimus: Sir-- [George Washington] Ultra magnus: Figure it out, Alexander. That's an order from your commander *Everybot catching their breath*
Supercruncher: Well there you have it the bots completed their dare i have a dull ace in my right arm so~ keep them coming guys~
fun fact: I write these things word for word!
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