Reverse BatFam Trash

Characters as stupid things I've said/heard in school (Ongoing)

I'll be adding more as I experience them

Jason: *While hiking up knee-high rainbow pride socks* Everyone is obnoxious in their own way.

Barbra: *while getting ready for gym class* I dislike all balls, especially when I have to dodge them*

Damian: I need to leave, it smells like pheromones up here.

Tim:*during an English presentation* This poem is about how people search in vein for definitive answers, like 'what will happen?' and 'why is it taking my dad fifteen years to get back from buying smokes?'

Tim: I've replaced sleeping with stress

Tim: I want a girlfriend!

Jason: I want a boyfriend!

Dick: I want a partner!

Jason: ... Did we really just do that with no rehearsal?

Roy: *puts down book* What the fuck are those heteros up to?

Tim: *grabs Dick protectively* Stop throwing those around you're gonna hurt our child!

Barbra: Awww! you're like, my straight best friend!

Wally: I feel like I just gotta, like, sage this whole class.

Barbra: I mean, if you think about it, carving out my own uterus is a more viable option than buying tampons.

Damian: Historical Lesbians are the best lesbians

Tim: The warmth of your eyes does NOT determine your quirkiness!

Barbra:*stops criminal*Hey babe are you a thief? cause you stole my bike an I'm calling 911

Jason:69 isn't that much because 96 is bigger.

Barbra: Please... stop saying GeeseBumps

Dick:*To Tim*-Superglue your eyebrows...

Wally: Superglue your eyebrows?

Dick:...No, wait, I meant superglue beans to your eyebrows.

Tim:*Visible confusion*

Tim: Your a fucking Corrupting force, you know that?

Tim: WHY DID YOU TASTE UNIDENTIFIED WHITE POWDER IN A PLASTIC BAG?

Jason: It was in the kitchen, so I thought it was food.

Wally: I tried to make a list of things that are funny but the only thing I could come up with was shaking whipped cream like a cocktail shaker and emptying it into a martini glass.

Dick: That's all you need.

Wally: Dang... that got real fast real quick.