Sanders Sides oneshot book (pt2)(Requests CLOSED)

remus

"Help," Remus mumbled into the phone.
"What did you do this time?" Janus signed, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"I may have...ripped my asshole," Remus chuckled nervously.

"What te hell were you doing?!" Janus cried in shock.
"I kind of tried to see if I could shove my mace up my ass...answer, I can not and I need help,"

"Ok...ok I'm coming, stay there, idiot,"

This came into my head randomly amd I think I may have issues...soooo

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