𝚂𝙾𝙿𝙴 (also some other ships)

𝚂𝙷𝙴𝚂 𝙲𝚁𝙰𝚉𝚈

-extremely weird
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"Ahhhh, my boobs won't fit into the dress." Yoongi and Hoseok were currently at Hoseoks best girl friends house.
"Okay?" Hoseok said, confused on how that has anything to do with him.
Chuni, the girl, playfully rolled her eyes,
"Omg! i have an hour glass body type! ahh i'm so lucky!~" She said, looking into the mirror.
"That's nice." Yoongi said, glad she's confident, he's tried to be her friend, but she has something against him. She turned around and glared at him,
"I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Hoseokie."
"Oh.."
"Yeah...why are you here again?"
Yoongi stayed silent,
"Don't talk to him like that." Hoseok said. He huffed,
"Hoseokie im not feeling well, can you stay the night and cuddle with me?" She pouted, trying to look cute. He cringed,
"No, I have a boyfriend."
"B-But! im your best friend! maybe we can have a little fun~"
Hoseok stood up, pulling Yoongi up as well,
"Chuni what the fuck? I don't like you like that! I have a boyfriend who's literally right here!"
She rolled her eyes,
"I'm so much better than him! look at me! I have big tits and a perfect body shape! what's there not to like!"
"Your dumbass personality, don't talk to me again."
She tried to chase him, but the two made it out and to their car.
"W-what the—-" Yoongi started.
"She's nuts! she wasn't like this.."
"I'm sorry i ruined your friendship with her..."
Hoseok shook his head, pulling out of the driveway,
"I would've dropped her anyways."
Later that night, Yoongi gets a notification.

CHUNI:
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.
HOSEOK IS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ME
NOT YOU
UGH
I DONT KNOW WHAT HE SEES IN YOU.

YOONGI:
Hi, chuni. I envy how confident you are, But Hoseok is the only reason why i'm alive. So please, let him be mine.
READ
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He sighed and flopped on the bed next to Hoseok,
"What's wrong?" The taller asked. Yoongi placed his phone on his chest. wanting to sleep.
Hoseok opened up the phone and saw what happened.
"Oh...I'm sorry, baby. I didn't know she would do that, she's crazy. And i'm the reason you're alive?"
Yoongi nodded,
"You're my everything..." Was all he muttered before falling asleep.
Hoseok held him close, hoping Chuni will leave him alone.
Which...didn't happen.
When they were at the mall, the girl spotted the two and walked over.
"Hoseokie! I just wanted to say i'm sorry! please forgive me!"
"No."
She gasped,
"W-why not?! I'm your best friend!"
Hoseok laughed,
"No, you're not."
"Yes! I am!"
"No, you're not. After what you said to Yoongi, no. You're not."
Her face turned red in embarrassement,
"Y-You saw that?" She nervously said, eyes flickering between Hoseok and Yoongi.
"Duh. You thought he wasn't going to show me?"
She glared at Yoongi for a split second, then back to Hoseok,
"It was my brother! Yeah!" She said.
"Mmm...no. He wasn't there when whatever happened, happened."
"Ugh! Whatever! I wish you weren't in his life so he would've committed su-"
Hoseok grabbed her wrist, that was flying all over the place, and gripped it.
"Do. Not. Finish. That. Sentence. You are so fucked up! what the hell! youre crazy! crazy! leave me and my boyfriend the fuck alone, or i'll pull a restraining order."
She gasped once again,
"you won't, i know you better than anyone, Hoseokie."
He sighed,
"First off, stop calling me that. Second off, no. Third off, bye."
They were walking away, until she grabbed Yoongis arm and pulled him back,
"What the-ow!"
She dug her nails into his skin,
"Miss girl- we're in a mall!" Yoongi said.
"I don't care! Hoseok is supposed to be mine!"
"Let go- this is grosss-"
Hoseok snatched him back and they ran for their life's, locking themselves in the car as she banged against the window.
Hoseok pulled out, running over her foot which made them laugh, and drove home.
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Yoongi flipped on the bed,
"She's like a stalker! we can't go anywhere!"
Hoseok laid next to him,
"I know..."
Yoongi sighed,
"At least i still have you,"
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