Touya's Punishment (feat. Andrea and Saku)

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After filming Episode 7 of Kamiyama High School Host Club, it was about time that Andrea and Saku, the authors of the said crossover punish the bluenette.

"Saku, it's time we give it to him." Andrea says, a portion of her hair covering one hazelnut eye.

"Fufufu~ I can't wait!" Saku giggled, eyes shining stars like she's up to no good.

The aura surrounding the two authors made Touya not feel fear on the outside and clearly, it made the bluenette scare the living hell out of him. His soul flies away from him, not wanting to receive the punishment by Andrea and Saku.

"C-Cat ears are m-much better than a kabedon!" He stuttered for the first time.

"Oh? You better mean it, cuz I got cat ears right here," Saku pulls out the cat eyes that she magically pulled out of her bag.

"Nishishi~ let's have some fun! Oh, let's also pull out a maid dress!" Andrea clasped her hands together, giggling as she brings out the same maid dress she made Touya wear when he was a robot maid.

The two of them each grabbed Touya by his arms, to which he struggled as he pleaded not to get punished. But of course, that's what he gets for breaking the 4th wall and also for trying to own the crossover.

"Why do I have to do this anyway?" the bluenette questioned.

"Cuz you took 90,000 gems away from me," the girl with glasses answered, then turned to the audience, "Yes folks, I wear glasses. You're getting some Saku lore here."

"Yeah, also for pushing your glasses up with your middle finger at us!" The girl with hip-length hair follows.

"You just broke the 4th wall again!" Touya exclaimed.

"Touya, I told you that's the authors' privilege."

"We do what we want, blueberry pancake," the girl with long brown hair tied into a ponytail and hazelnut eyes sasses. "I always wear a ponytail, sometimes braids."

The dual-haired male deadpanned, "I never knew there'd come a day where you call me that, Andrea."

"Well, you do look like one. We just never called you that until now."

"Besides, this is our form of punishment for breaking the 4th and secretly flipping people off with your glasses."

"Exactly," the girl with long black hair said, "Even though you do look good in glasses, we won't let you get away with secretly flipping people off again."

"Now, Touya, put on this dress too. You'd make a pretty cute Neko maid."

Touya gulped at the sight of the dress he once wore. Too bad he can't escape and his phone also got confiscated so he can't call Akito for help.

"Touya, where are you?" Akito asks, searching for Touya. "Whatever Saku and Andrea are doing better not be as stupid as making you put on cat ears and a maid dress."

"Touya's friend!" Tsukasa exclaims, wrapping his arm around the gingernette's neck. "Where's Touya?"

"Dunno. He said Saku and Andrea have something to tell him and I told you a million times, it's Akito."

"I swear I heard him pleading." Mizuki recalls.

"I agree with Mizuki-kun. As far as I remember, they didn't make the room soundproof." Rui agrees.

"What's it about Touya?" Len joins in while riding on Kaito's back.

"Yeah, what's up?" Kaito follows.

"Touya is taking a long time. We're supposed to record 'Traffic Jam' and without him, what would happen?"

"Might as well record our own lines while waiting for him." An shrugs.

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