TW: Pica (specifically eating dirt)
Tsukasa comes out of his caravan one normal night. Owls were hooting, especially the one resembling a human version of a buffed Rowlette. It was a long day after school, being one of the students bullied for eating dirt. He caught a whiff of a mysterious verb in the air. Despite that, he apparently has an asthma fit, to which he found unfair. Even though he's outside, in the fresh air, with the fresh air, breathing in the fresh air.
"This one-shot was sponsored by Miracle Gro!" He beams.
Actually, it wasn't sponsored. Hoot.
"Tastes good, Jim!"
Hoot.
"But I gotta pay my bills, though." He frowns. "Please buy soil at Lowes.com. I'm lonely!"
Once again, Tsukasa goes outside as he touches the grass and eats the dirt while it's dark outside. Meanwhile, Emu kept reminding him it's dark or it's dirt he's digesting every night Tsukasa goes out of the caravan. This cycle has repeated for a few days until a purple earthworm is seen within the handful of dirt Tsukasa as about to digest.
The earthworm did seem to appear strange due to it being purple and had hair of the same color with sky blue highlights accompanying it and had shades on. On the bright side, at least this strange earthworm wasn't eaten by Tsukasa, otherwise, it wouldn't be able to live the rest of its life rapping. To Tsukasa's surprise, the purple earthworm began to rap.
"Why don't you retweet my tweet? You know that'd be real neat
That dirt on your feet... looks like a real treat"
"Jim!" Nene shouted out of nowhere.
"I might be a worm, but at least my rhymes are firm
They call me Earthworm Rui"
This earthworm, who seems to go by the name of Rui, took a deep breath.
"Yeah."
Tsukasa found this rapping earthworm to be interesting, so he decided to befriend it for a while. Every night Tsukasa went out, Rui would always be in the dirt, waiting for him so they can spend time together and have Rui watch Tsukasa eat dirt whilst making some rhymes.
As time passed, Tsukasa has become quite fond of him to the point he doesn't think of Rui as an ordinary earthworm. To him, Rui is a big boy worm.
"Where's my shovel?" Tsukasa wonders days later after losing his shovel. He was going to order one online, but his hand slipped and accidentally opened Skype as he curses under his breath because he can't get it to stop.
NeneRobo:
tsukasa ur
STINKY!!! :p
earthwormrui:
yeah tsukasa-kun U SMELL HORRENDOUS >:(
SKINTY TSUKASA-KUN
:TsukaStar
;-;
I am crying right now
"It seems that earthworm and Nene won't stop bullying me." The blond sighs.
Everyone gives a standing ovation to every crustacean. Even though it's Earthworm Rui's job to rap, like he always does, Emu butts in, deciding it would be a fun idea to rap as well.
"Take a munch of the good crumch!
If it's crunchy and good, it's a good munch!
If you have a good time it's a good crumch!
Think of a crumch; if it's a munch, it's good!"
"Is it possible? Can it happen?
Can't have a crumch without a munch
It's like a good relationship
You don't want an unhealthy crumch"
When Tsukasa was supposed to buy another shovel, he got distracted and saw there were 72 000 birds being sold on Amazon Prime, to which Nene found pretty cool.
"Oi, oi, oi, break it up, lads!" Emu stops the bullying involving Earthworm Rui, Nene and Tsukasa. "It's the new official Tsukasa-kun song! Kasa Kasa!"
"It's dark outside."
It went ominous for a short second as Tsukasa gasped and heard whispers in his ear.
"Listen..."
"Huh?" Tsukasa cocked his head in confusion and puts his hand to his ear as if he's listening to the dirt talking.
"Listen... do you hear it?"
Poor Tsukasa was feeling quite exhausted due to eating dirt. At this point, he felt dirt was taking control over him and was ready to make Tsukasa lose control like. Thus, he muttered under his breath, unaware Rui was near him.
"Fortify the night for the soul of the gods is in my veins in my heart, nevermore. Shall you take what was mine for the soil of the gods is in the visceral remains forever?"
Poor Rui was concerned and tried to make Tsukasa snap out of it. The result: he failed to stop Tsukasa from losing control as the said male had to deal with some difficulties.
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Tsukasa: Why am I Oliver?
Andrea: Because you know~ :3
Tsukasa: Oh.
Emu: Kasa Kasa!
Rui: SKINTY TSUKASA-KUN! HORRENDOUS!
Nene: Stinky. :p
Tsukasa: Stop bullying me! T^T
Andrea: Please donate to Tsukasa so kids, like him, will not get bullied by the likes of Rui and Nene.
Tsukasa: Yeah. T^T
Rui & Nene: *still bullying Tsukasa*
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Long story short, I was talking with people in the server and someone brought up WxS it's dark. My brain while writing this: I need a Earthworm Rui fanart.
First Published: 4/26/22
Edited: -/-/-
(Word Count: 762)
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