My Personal Headcannons For Dating Google and Google Himself:
• Is a huge portable heater.
• After he somehow got human emotions and learned what cuddles were, he uh... yeah he can't get enough of them.
• Pet names for you: The thing is, he doesn't really have any besides babe. He just likes calling you by your actual name the most.
• Pet names for him: Googs, terminator, I-Robot, Alexa ( mostly to piss him off ), and babe.
• Loves cats.
• He wants one of those munchkin cats, ya know the ones with the short little legs?
• Acts like he despises Bing but in reality they play video games together almost every night.
• Doesn't understand the festivities of holidays even if he looks them up so you have to teach him what to do.
• Once he learns he adores the idea of spending Valentine's Day with you.
• Every shirt in his closet is some shade of blue since the other G-Bots are different colors so no one gets confused.
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