My Personal Headcannons For Dating Murdock and Murdock Himself:
• A murderer obviously.
• Pet names for you: Babe, partner in crime, my drug, rose, darling, precious flower, and baby.
• Pet names for him: criminal, babe, darling, baby, love, dear, and honey.
• Will come home covered in blood so sometimes you have to help get him cleaned up.
• Has a closet full of weapons and you're honestly impressed by how many he has.
• When you had found out he was a murderer, he was like "oh no do I have to kill you now? :(" but then you just pull him by the arm and clean his face off and say "bitch no, idgaf what you are just don't track blood into the house gosh."
• He loves that you don't care what he does or how he acts.
• He also has ruby red eyes. I dunno I just think he would I mean we've never seen what's under those glasses.
• Will murder anyone that says something bad about you or hurts you in any way, shape, or form.
• "What the hell.. dude my ex was found dead yesterday." "That's crazy...👀💧"
• Loves making you flustered.
• Also he does that thing where he picks your chin up with his knife ( gently obviously ) and uhhh- 😳
• Murderer man deserves love.
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