Markiplier and Egos Oneshots | TAKING REQUESTS |

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My Personal Headcannons For Dating The Colonel and The Colonel Himself:

• Okay. This man's is BEEFY. Like, strong hunky man.

• Also he's pretty tan from being outside all the time.

• Pet names for you: Darling, honey, and
baby.

• Pet names for him: Hunk, dear, babe, old man, and honey.

• Loves animals and nature.

• I feel like he'd be super fond of kids for some reason.

• He gives the best bear hugs.

• Loves picking you up and holding you in his arms.

• Mostly bc he likes holding you.

• Definite big spoon. Wouldn't be caught dead being a little spoon.

• You like to wear his weird monocle thing. He doesn't understand why though..

• Favorite colors would be olive green, brown, deep red, beige, and gold.

• Great husband material in my book.

• He loves kissing you cause his mustache tickles your face which makes you giggle.

• He just loves your laugh okay?

• Has scars all over his body from getting attacked by animals and different incidents from rockslides and such.

• Has a weapon room. Ya know, like swords, guns, knives-

• He may not be an insane pink man but you have to love the guy right?

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