My Personal Headcannons For Dating The Host and The Host Himself:
• You and him are bookworms.
• If you don't like reading well fuck you now you do.
• You two cuddle on the couch, chair, bed, whatever, and just read to each other all day long.
• Pet names for you: He likes using your name mostly but he'll use love or darling on occasion.
• Pet names for him: Babe, love, hon, and Hostie.
• Host will narrate you while your minding your own business.
• He likes to be flirty and sneak in little sweet comments as he narrates.
• You hate it but love it at the same time.
• You shall never know what's behind the bandages and blindfold... only Dr. Iplier knows since he's the one who changes them from time to time.
• When you sleep, he likes to grab his book and write that you dream of good things rather than have any nightmares.
• He's such a gentleman hhhhhh-
• He likes to wrap you in his trench coat while he's wearing it.
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