Chapter 62

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You know when you have those days where you just don't want to talk to anyone?

I'm having that day.

Hazel is complaining about the pregnancy even though it doesn't last as long as the last one cause she is a werewolf now.

Ashley is pregnant now!!!

Jess is pregnant!!!

I kinda feel jealous but I have to put that aside.

"Shut the fuck up" I yelled really not wanting to hear anyone.

"Language" my mom said and I stuck my middle finger up at her.

Suddenly and idea popped into my head.

"Want to hear a new song I just thought of?" I asked everyone in the room.

They nodded and I smirked.

"My moms always late.
I'm standing in the rain.
Maybe that's ok, mmm-mmm
Maybe that's ok, mmm-mmm

I think I may be high
Or maybe even drunk
Maybe that's ok, mmm-mmm
Maybe that's ok, mmm-mmm

But I keep shitting
can't stop won't stop shitting
it like iv got this problem
in my butt
and I guess it gonna be all night

Cause The twerkers gonna twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk
and the bitches gonna bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
babe I'm just gonna fart fart fart fart fart
twerk it off twerk it off
The sluts are gonna flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt.
And the cows are gonna moo moo moo moo moo
babe I'm just gonna fart fart fart fart fart
Twerk it off twerk it off

I think iv lost me feet
I'm walking in my knees
Maybe that's ok, mmm-mmm
Maybe that's ok, mmm-mmm

This slut is all I know
Or maybe I'm a hoe
Maybe that's ok, mmm-mmm
Maybe that's ok, mmm-mmm

But I keep shitting
Can't stop won't stop shitting
It's like iv got this problem
In my butt
An I guess it gonna be all night

Cause The twerkers gonna twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk
and the bitches gonna bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
babe I'm just gonna fart fart fart fart fart
twerk it off twerk it off
The sluts are gonna flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt.
And the cows are gonna moo moo moo moo moo
babe I'm just gonna fart fart fart fart fart
Twerk it off twerk it off

Twerk it off, I twerk it off,
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off,
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off,
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you've been getting drunk and lonely about sluts and your Ex, Ex boyfriends
You could've been getting down to this sick dick.

My new guy bought his old best friend.
She said 'what the hell?' But I'm just gonna twerk it
And to the chicken over there with Curley white hair.
Won't you come on little chicken we can twerk twerk twerk

Yeah ohhh

Cause The twerkers gonna twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk
and the bitches gonna bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
babe I'm just gonna fart fart fart fart fart
twerk it off twerk it off
The sluts are gonna flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt.
And the cows are gonna moo moo moo moo moo
babe I'm just gonna fart fart fart fart fart
Twerk it off twerk it off

Twerk it off, I twerk it off,
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off,
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off,
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off

Twerk it off, I twerk it off,
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off,
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off,
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off

Twerk it off, I twerk it off,
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off (you've got to),
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off,
I, I, I twerk it off, I twerk it off" I finished singing and looked at everyone.

Half of them was laughing and I joined in.

"Is it bad that it's really catch?" Emerald asked and I laughed.

"Mommy I want to here the song" Sophie said to me as my kids ran into the room.

Theo and Mason can walk now.

"Maybe when your older" I said laughing with everyone still.

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If you hadn't guessed that was a different version of Shake it off.

I MADE IT ALL UP!!!!!!

I was laughing when I wrote this is just randomly happened and I had to put it in here.

Credit go to me cause it is my new song 😝😜
I named it Twerk it off

Anyone steals my song I will hunt you down and I dunno... I will stop writing😝😝😝

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