Nightmares (Dave x reader x Karkat) COMPLETED

CHAPTER 69: REPUBLISH!!

Paige gtfo or fill up your end of the deal

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OH NO SHITTY LEMON AHEAD BE-FUCKING-WARE!

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Fuckin perverts.

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Weeks had passed, and Dave and I were chilling on the couch. The couch was lovely, but the program was absolute dog shit.

"Dave,"

"What,"

"Can we change the channel,"

"Fuck no,"

"Why the shit not?"

"Cause it's entertaining,"

"Oh, pfft."

"I'm not lying,"

"Oh sure, sure. As if you'd enjoy a show about gardening.. Like Jade would, but not you."

"You don't know me,"

"I know you better than myself,"

"That's trippy,"

"I'm a trippy person, now give me the remote."

"Make me," I could see Dave smirk, I then groaned.

"Fuck youuu," I droned, crawling over to try and pry the remote out of his hands. He moved the remote out of my grasp, and I sighed.

I got off the couch and tried to grab it again, he moved it again.

"You're like a dog chasing its tail,"

"Yeah, maybe because you're being a cunt."

"Chill out with the language, Jesus fuck."

"Just give me the remote,"

"No,"

"Jesus you're so frustrating!" I yelled, annoyance building up in my voice.

"I can see that," Dave began to twirl the remote in his hands, and I groaned.

"What must I do, slay a dragon?"

"Maybe something a lil less gory,"

"I can see where you're going with this,"

"I was dropping hints,"

"So, you're ready?"

"Ready as I'll ever be, I mean, I can't stay a virgin forever. Well I can, but, you know."

"True, true." I then smirked, looking down at the floor. "So, shall we get down and dirty?"

"We shall,"

...

"Well, how do we start the mating ritual."

"We should probably get some comdoms,"

"Probably, don't want to be 16 and preggo amirite?"

"I can check if Bro has any," and with that Dave left the scene, I then began to freak out.

Ok, sex. Sexual intercourse.. This day has come, and I'm freaking out.

It's not gonna be that bad, I mean, pleasure.. Right?

Orgasmic feelings shall be felt with the boy I love the most.

Wait, I'm a virgin.. Doesn't it hurt at first penetrati- ok let's not think about that, don't wanna chicken out.