Nightmares (Dave x reader x Karkat) COMPLETED

CHAPTER 5:

After that talk with Fef, you decided to go and hang out with John. Opening the door to his room and walking in, you saw him sitting near his computer typing something.

You then sat down on his bed, he turned around to face you.

"You bored?" He asked, you then nodded. John then sighed, spinning around on his chair.

"Well, I don't really have the answer to that." He murmured, you then pouted.

"Way to help," you mumbled, jumping off his bed and looking over at his computer. He was talking to Dave.

"How can you stand that asshole?" You ask, John then raises an eyebrow.

"Wh- oh, you're talking about Dave aren't you." He said, you then nodded.

"Well, once you get to know him he isn't that much of an asshole." He said, placing a hand on his chin.

"Well fuck that," you said, walking over to John.

"Let me talk to him," you said, John then nodded.

"Alrighty then," he said, getting out of his chair and jumping on his bed.

You then sat down and began to type.

EB: Hello again Dave!
TG: hey
TG: this is (f/n) i am guessing
EB: You guessed right, congratulations!
TG: cool
TG: do i get something
TG: like a new car or some wicked shit like that
EB: Sadly, no.
EB: You don't get a new care.
TG: care?
EB: Car* god damnit.
TG: someone cant spell
EB: Says the person who can't use proper grammar.
TG: I can use proper grammar if I want to.
EB: Well use it more often, it demotes your cool factor.
TG: does it now
EB: It does dipshit.
TG: now now
TG: mind the fucking language
EB: Speak for yourself dumbass!
TG: calm down cheesecake
EB: Cheesecake?!
EB: Are you trying to mock me?!
TG: bitch i might be
EB: You have some nerve.
TG: totally didnt know that already
EB: Go fuck yourself.
TG: id prefer not to
EB: It'd be the best for all of us.
TG: ok fine
TG: be right back
EB: Wait no, what the fuck.
TG: you told me to go fuck myself
EB: Couldn't you hear the fucking sarcasm.
TG: no i couldnt
TG: considering you typed it
EB: You're a real prick, you know that right?
TG: why no
TG: i didnt
EB: Fuck you.
TG: you sound like karkat
EB: Don't compare me to that son of a bitch.
TG: someone doesnt karkat
EB: I don't mind him!
TG: doesnt sound like it
EB: You can't hear shit Dave.

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Dave's gettin some ass tonigh-

No he isn't actually, maybe some plush puppet rump though.

Anyway, I can't help but feel like a complete tool. Because people keep reading my other story which just abruptly stops in the middle because I didn't want to continue it, augh.

Oh well, but as always hope you have a nice day.