Sherlock

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Sherlock? -JW

Yes? Oh also John we're out of milk. This pack went bad a year and eleven months ago. -SH

If this isn't some evil trick, I am going to kill you Sherlock. -JW

It isn't. I just came back, please don't kill me. -SH

Piss off. You're not Sherlock. That sod is dead. -JW

Would 'that dead sod' be sitting on the couch right now John? -SH

Oh... -JW

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