Belated happy 40th weeksary guys! I never thought I would ever be a fangirl - but the plywood+van episodes changed that forever! And now, not only do I have a twitter and wattpad account, I also create wattpad stories! Who knew, right?
What a journey it has been - looking forward to more discoveries as the weeks and months go on.
Anyway, this is still a short update but it comes from my heart. I hope you like it!
Happy reading! ________________________ Maine's van after EB on April 21
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Maine out loud.
Direk Pat, who was driving, looked at her with a raised brow.
"Ano na naman yan Mongs?" asked Direk Pat. "Teka, kung joke yan, wag na lang muna, please? Mahihirapan akong magpunas ng ilong ko habang nagda-drive."
"Punas ng ilong?"
"Dudugo kasi ilong ko sa kaiisip kung bakit nakakatawa yung joke e."
Maine threw a piece of crumpled while grimacing at what Pat said.
"Grabe ka Ate Patch. Natawa ka naman dun sa iba kong joke ha! Mas corny pa nga jokes ni Rj kesa sa akin," she answered while pouting.
"O sige na nga, mas nakakatawa ka kesa kay Alden. Pero teka, ano na nga ba yung pinagtatawanan mo kanina?"
"Ate Patch, mali yung tanong mo. Hindi 'ano' yung pinagtatawanan ko," Maine smirked.
"Ha? Sige, kunwari slow ako, ano dapat yung tanong?"
"Hindi dapat 'ano', 'sino' dapat yung tanong mo."
Direk Pat shook her head at this. "Itong alaga ko talaga, minsan kakaiba ang trip," she thought.
"O sige na, 'sino' ba yung pinagtatawanan mo?"
"SI RJ!!!" Maine chortled like a little kid, lifting her legs up from the seat as she expressed her mirth.
"Bakit? Anong nakakatawa? Share mo naman!"
"Eto o!" she said while showing her phone to Direk Pat.
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"Uy, grabe ka!" Direk Pat said as she joined in Maine's laughter. "Saan mo na naman yan napulot?"
"May nagpadala sa akin, syempre itatabi ko ito sa mga pictures na ginagamit ko pangkulit sa kanya!"
They laughed once more then Maine had the brilliant idea of taking a video of themselves while laughing at the picture above.
A few minutes after it was posted, Maine received a call.
*ring ring*
"Hala, lagot ako! Tumatawag na yung may-ari ng pichur!"
"Labas ako dyan! Ikaw nagpasimuno!" Direk Pat laughed at Maine's reaction.
Direk put on her headphones and told Maine, "Sige kausapin mo na yan, magmu-music na muna ako dito."
"O sige na nga! Picture naman nya yan talaga and naka-post na talaga sa public." Taking a deep breath, she answered the phone.
"Hello?"
Rj went straight to the point. "Hello Meng. Ano na naman yung pinost mo na video?"
"Nagustuhan mo ba? Ang guwapo at macho nung nasa picture ano?" she said while biting on her thumb.
"Saan mo na naman yan nakuha? At talagang tawa ka pa nang tawa ha!"
"May nagpadala sa akin! E ang cute-cute kaya ayun, pinakita ko lang. Ang layo-layo na kaya sa image mo ngayon, babe," she smirked as she was saying this.
"May halong pang-iinis yang sinabi mo ah. Anong malayo? Kasi hindi na ako nagpapa-sexy na image ngayon? Once ko lang ginawa yan uuuuy (ala-Babalu voice)!"
"Malayo kasi..."
"Kasi?"
"Kasi dati Cosmo Hunk ka talaga, ngayon EB DadBod ka na, babe!" Maine snorted as she tried (and failed) to hold the laughter in.
"Grabe sya. Respeto naman uuuyyy! DadBod man ako ngayon, DadBod yan ng magiging tatay ng mga anak mo!"
"Wow ha! Confident ka? E paano kung hindi ako pumayag? E di para sa wala yang pagiging DadBod mo ngayon," she teased.
"Meng..." he warned.
"Joke lang, babe! Ikaw naman, hindi ka na nasanay sa akin. For now, sige, DadBod ka ng magiging anak ko."
"Anong 'for now' yan? Meng..." he warned.
"For now until forever na po! Guwapo ka sana kaso masungit," she teased.
"Wow, ako daw masungit sabi ng tampuhin," he teased back.
"Sige na, ako na! DadBod, dito na kami sa next appointment ko. See you later, BuKo! I love you!"
"Love you too, babe! By the way, huwag kang masyadong magpakabusog mamaya."
"Bakit naman?"
"Kasi you need room for M&Ms and Pringles mamaya - para mas lalong ma-accelerate ang pagiging totoong DadBod ko at maging MomBod ka na. See you later AM! AM - all mine!"
*call dropped*
"O, ba't namumula ka dyan, Mongs?" asked Direk Pat as she took of her headphones.
"Um, wala lang, init lang siguro ng panahon. Tapos kakatawa ko pa sa picture ni Rj," she quipped.
"Okay, sabi mo e. Uy, baka gutom ka na, sabi ni Rj pakainin daw kita. Junk food lang yan pero gusto mo daw yan sabi ni Alden."
"Ano yun?"
"Eto, M&Ms saka Pringles--"
And Maine laughed and laughed until tears streamed down her eyes.
"My MomBod for his DadBod. Literally and figuratively. Very ingenious, Rj, very ingenious. Kaya naman talagang love kita," she thought and smiled as she went off to fulfill the rest of her obligations for the day - waiting for tonight when she can pinch and hug his lovable DadBod once more.
