JJBA fluff/One-Shots

*Two Month Special*

A/N: It's the ~Two month anniversary~ guys. Thanks for sticking with this meme for nearly a two months and, for new readers, thanks for coming by! This will be a special update (by special I mean extra cringe). This has actually nothing to do with JoJo, so, yeah. 

(F/G) - Favorite Game

Meme loving fuck x Reader 

"God damn it," you sighed as you died, yet again. You must have set a new record for dying, it was like your last save point was in a nest of monsters. As much as you loved (F/G), it was impossible (for you at least). You set the controller in front of you on the floor where you sat leaning against your bed. Lounging on your bed was your girlfriend, Jade. You had basically been friends since you were in diapers and you had been together for two whole months now. 

You had no idea how you had started dating her, it just... happened. But you wouldn't have it any other way. You loved her quirky jokes and stupid comics. When you weren't busy laughing or engaging in a deep and slightly frustrating conversation, you shared quiet moments when time seemed to stop around you. 

"Are you sure you don't need my help?" Her voice pulled you out of your thoughts. You turned and glared at her. She narrowed her eyes and flipped a page. 

"You die almost more than I do!" She looked up from her book and smirked. 

"I do not!" 

"I've seen your death count," you retorted. She sat up and flicked the tip of your nose. 

"I've also been playing longer than you have. Sure I die a lot, but I'm also almost done with the game." You sigh and reluctantly pick up the controller. 

"Fine."

"Tsk, say the magic words." You rolled your eyes. 

"Avada Kedavra." Jade quickly took the controller from your hands and brandished it as a wand. 

"Expelliarmus!" She stuck her tongue out at you playfully and joined you, oh-so-gracefully slipping off the bed and falling to the floor. "Alright, where you at baby?" 

"Man, I don't know anymore," you sighed. This game really took a lot out of you. 

She looked at you with an incredulous stare. Blond hair framed her face, the lighting bringing out her blue eyes. 

"Really?" She laughed and restarted from your last save. She played for a while and died a couple times before putting the controller down. "Jesus Christ, (Y/N), where the hell?" You shrugged and she shook her head at you, a slight grin on her lips. "How about we just play something else." Her suggestion caught you off guard. 

"W-what?" A wave of relief washed over you as you watched her swap (F/G) for another game. "Oh, that's what you meant," you mumbled. 

"No shit Sherlock, what did you think I meant?" She laughed. She picked up the controller and started up the game. You recognized the game when the starting screen came up. It was her favorite, Horizon: Zero Dawn. She opened a new save and handed you the controller. "Here, you play."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, it's not like your overwriting my save or anything. Make sure to play on hard, you're cute when you're frustrated and I'm sure you'll die quite a bit."

"Jade!" She just laughed and resumed her spot on your bed, picking up her book and waiting expectantly for you to begin. 

"Come on, don't you want to play? Do I have to use the Imperius curse on you or something?"

"Well, you're just asking to go to Azkaban."

"You just tried to use the killing curse on me! Just play dammit." 

"Alright, alright." After a while, you heard her move on the bed. She flopped over the side, her hair hanging as she lay upside down. She looked up at you with a soft gaze. 

"I don't know how you do it (Y/N)," she said quietly. 

"Do what?" you inquired. 

"How do you put up with me?" Her cheeks were starting to turn a dull pink, maybe it was from hanging upside down.

"I don't," you replied simply. Jade scoffed and touched your cheek gingerly. 

"Two wholes month, eh? Feels longer than that."

"Jade your time perception is garbage, of course it does." She moved back onto the bed and flicked the back of your head. 

"I was trying to be Romantic, (Y/N). Thanks for ruining the moment."

"What moment?"

"I hope you forget to save after that quest and die."

A/N: Today I learned you could write yourself ooc. I am definitely not that clever. Anyways, this is more multifandom than JoJo (But Jade there's not even mention of JoJo). Hope y'all enjoyed. Don't worry, I'll have some real content up later today. 

~Jade