You skipped down the streets of Morioh. You passed Anjuro rock, making sure to pat the rock on the head as you passed. Turning the corner, you see Josuke crouched over a small patch of grass.
"What are you doing, you Thot-farmer?" You ask him, kicking him over. He lets out a small yelp.
"I'm smoking," he says, smacking your leg.
"Oh my god. Tell me you're not-"
"I'm smoking weed!" He says, showing you a shittily rolled blunt.
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, you're an actual retard," You hiss. You slap the 'blunt' out of his hand. "You can't just pick dandelions, roll them up, and say you're smoking weed. You're such a fuck boy, Josuke."
No u," he whimpers through tears.
"Damn, gottem."
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