JJBA fluff/One-Shots

Rohan {Spill the Tea}

Oh my god is that an actual request???? Lol, you know this one is fiction bc Rohan Bitchshibe never leaves his house

Rohan sat on the bench by the pier, watching as the tourists piled on to the dock. They moved to fast for him to sketch a proper image. His nose twitched in irritation. None of the uncultured swines that were coming off of the boat probably even knew of the Great Kishibe Rohan! He grunted and snapped his sketch book shut. With a haughty huff, The Great Kishibe Rohan stormed off of the pier and into Morioh.

He had to fight his way through the excited foreigners, keeping his head down, just in case (Though you would think someone with green hair that looked like a kale chip would be easily recognized, but go off I guess Rohan). The manga artist grit his teeth and chewed on his bottom lip. Damn Americans.

Rohan made a bee line to Café Deux Magots, the only place where he could comfortably relax, beside his own home, of course. He went to sit down in his usual spot when he realized that it was already taken. His eyebrow twitched angrily.

At his table were two girls, one in his seat and the other to the left of it. The girl in his seat had a cup of tea with three straws in it. Two were in her nose, and the other was in her mouth. Her friend was giggling at the display.

"Oh my god, (Y/n), you're going to choke and die and I'm not going to help you," she laughed.

"You can't tell me what to do!" The one named (Y/n) garbled through a mouthful of tea

A small light bulb switched on in his head. If he couldn't get quality content on the pier, this might be his best bet. He took a seat at the table across from the duo. He opened his sketchbook and started immediately.

"(Y/n), you need to stop! People are staring," the friend snorted. She leaned over to (Y/n) and whispered something in her ear. Whatever the friend said made (Y/n) spit out her drink. The straws fell out of her nose and the beverage was spewed all over the white table cloth. This made the friend erupt in laughter. The girl called (Y/n) stared straight at the manga artist himself.

"If you were going to document my stupidity you could have just asked, I would've done something funnier," the (h/c) girl chuckled, the tea dripping down her face. The sight made Rohan give out a tiny laugh, something the manga artist didn't think would happen ever. He stared back at the girl, irritated that she had ruined his sketch. At least her drink hadn't been spit on to his work.

"Do you think you could do that again?" Rohan asked, "I don't want to leave this sketch half finished."

The girl gave him a cheeky smile, "The tea spewing part or the drinking part?"

"Just the drinking would be fine, thank you."

She laughed and called the waiter over. After apologizing for the mess, she ordered another cup of tea.

Rohan was able to finish his sketch, but he couldn't help but sneak a few extra peeks at the girl before he was finished. Not that he liked her or anything, she was just interesting. Who would willingly make a fool of themselves in public like that.

"Are you done with the drawing?" (Y/n) asked in a nasally voice. Rohan nodded, putting his signature on the bottom of the page.

He stood up from the chair and sauntered over to the table in a way only the Great Rohan Kishibe could. He held the sketch book out for both girls to see.

"Woah, you really captured her dumbassery with this, good job, kind sir!" The friend giggled. (Y/n) had taken her straws out and placed them on the table.

"Thank you for using me as your muse," she said, "I guess this is where my modeling career takes off. I could be in stock photos."

Rohan forced a laugh, "Well, if you wouldn't mind, may I use your image as inspiration for my newest work?"

Both girls looked shocked.

"Wait, really? Like, you're not joking?"

"Yes, why would I, the Great Kishibe Rohan, joke about such things?"

(Y/n) shrugged, "I dunno, what do you want me to do?"

"I'll just need to sketch a few images of you and then I'll be all set. I'll pay you, don't worry about that. It won't take long."

(Y/n) turned to face her friend, only for the friend nod.

"Sure, when do you want me to start?"

Rohan ripped out the page expertly and wrote his address on the back of the page.

"Here are the directions to my home. I expect you to be at my door no later than 5:30," he demanded, sliding the drawing over to her.

"Alright, no later than 5:30," the girl beamed back at him.

I'm back lol, I'll try to knock out some more requests that y'all have made. I'm sorry about the whole fiasco a little while ago, school was just really overwhelming us and it was very inappropriate for us to react that way. I'd like to apologize to anyone we may have offended.

~Ghost