Chipmunks... Fuck chipmunks. That was Jimin's main thought as he washed dried sweat off his body after his last dancing class of the day. He loved dancing, and he loved the classes, he just fucking hated everybody in it.
They had a few new students joining them today, and it had only been a little while before one of the girls, a female student raccoon dog hybrid had poked his cheek and cooed over how cute he was. Had he maybe bit her finger yes... Maybe... It wasn't his fault! He was so tired of people, no that was wrong that predatory animals thought that he was such a cute little thing just because he was a prey animal!
Okay he had chubby cheeks and was short, but that was it! He had trained his body to have muscles all over, he wasn't just some cute little thing! So yeah, Jimin hated being a chipmunk hybrid, the worst part was that every person he seemed to be attracted to was a stupid ass predator, and he tried to date them he really did!
He tried not to judge people based on their hybrid status, but nobody seemed to give it back to him. It wasn't like people were yelling at him or shit like that, it was small things like patting him on the head, touching his ears, poking his cheeks. Oh god, could people just stop poking his cheeks?!
While he was swearing away society in his head he failed to notice a certain vampire deer behind him until arms were closed behind his middle and slightly slurred words were heard in his ear. "Jiminie! I need a favour!"
He didn't need to turn around to know that it was Taehyung, even if it wasn't because of deeper than average voice, the slurring based on his long fangs always gave him away. "I am not helping you check if Yoongi-hyung can breath underwater, that is called assisted murder, and let's be honest... Yoongi-hyung won't stay dead, he will be back to haunt us."
Taehyung's voice was pouty "You are so boring, but that's not the point right now! You know that coffee place you refuse to go with me to?"
"The weird hipster one where all the art students hang their art trying to sell it?" He questioned and pulled his shirt on as Taehyung finally let him go.
"Yeah that one, I need your help! There is this cute bunny, and I need to find out if he likes guys."
"And your answer to that... Is stalking?" Jimin really shouldn't be surprised Taehyung had always been extra as fuck.
He wanted to say no, the place was simply just weird to him and all the art was even more weird. "It's not stalking! I'm just making sure!"
"He works at a hipster coffee-shop, they don't come more gay than that." Jimin didn't want to go there, but he also wanted to be a good friend, since Taehyung did put up with him complaining about stupid as predators.
He sighed. "He better be worth it... and he better be really really cute."
Which he shouldn't have said, that was what launched Taehyung into a long rant about just how cute the bunny was, not that Jimin really cared. But he was a good friend so he listened and that was how he ended up in the most hipster coffee shop that he had ever seen.
It was easy for him to determine who Taehyung's crush was, tall dark haired with a good muscle mass but still a cute face. Yes Taehyung had a type that was for sure, if it wasn't because the deer hybrid only dated people taller than him, Jimin was sure that he would have hit on him. So just to be sure he dyed his hair orange, no shade to Taehyung... But... He wasn't really Jimin's type.
That was when he noticed something that very much was his type, the guy was sitting in a corner in a oversized chair, with his stupidly long legs curled up under him, holding a book close while an oversized pair of glasses was resting on his nose. A pair of wolf ears had been bleached to match the color of his hair, but the dark roots were showing his real hair color.

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The Bottom Namjoon Collection!
FanfictionA collection of many different Namjoon centric / Bottom Namjoon, stories that I have written over the years!