Namjoon had often heard the saying that if you followed your dick, it would lead you into terrible places and bring you nothing but trouble.
It was something he had laughed off, but now he was realising the hard way that it was very much true.
Which was how he ended up in the position he was currently in:
Held down by one vampire, while two others made a feast of his thighs.
The worst part was that it was his own fault—perhaps walking into a vampire nest alone, with only horny thoughts in his mind, had been a bad idea.
How he had gotten here in the first place was a tale of horniness.
The nest of vampires, a trio of three men, had moved to the town not long ago. Being such a small town, they didn't really have many monsters, if any, and certainly not hot ones.
They had a swamp monster in the forest, but while Namjoon had considered if he was horny enough, there was something about the swamp that just didn't do it for him.
Namjoon was a monster-fucker, there was no other way around it—it was just who he was. There was something about monsters that got him panting and made his dick hard.
It didn't even really matter which kind of monster; anything scary that could potentially kill him got him aching hard at a speed that, frankly, probably wasn't healthy, nor mentally stable, but it was just who he was.
Sadly, there weren't really any monsters in town—that was, until a coven, or whatever they were called, of vampires moved in.
Namjoon had dropped and smashed a glass when he first heard that not only did three monsters now live just about a kilometre away from him, but they were hot as well! He truly was blessed.
The only problem was that he wasn't really sure how he was meant to actually seek them out and seduce them. All three kept to themselves, staying in their damn house at the edge of town.
They rarely went out to buy things, and when they did, Namjoon always seemed to miss them! Which wasn't fair! Hoseok had seen two of them and couldn't stop waxing lyrical about how beautiful they were!
How was it fair that Hoseok got to see them, and even talk to them, while Namjoon had seen neither hide nor hair of any of them! Did vampires have shadows? He wasn't actually sure—despite being a man of science, he wasn't sure about a lot of the science behind them. Them being monsters.
It would make sense if they had shadows, but it would also make sense if they didn't—but he couldn't be distracted! Not now!
So, Namjoon had to meet them, and preferably get them to fuck him as well.
Since it was seemingly impossible to just 'randomly' run into them in town and seduce them, Namjoon had to try plan B... which didn't work, so at this point, he was much closer to plan E, which he called 'be a hoe with no regrets'.
Which, frankly, should have been plan A, as he was much better at it than most other things. He consumed iron boosters and angel fruit—a well-known aphrodisiac for vampires that should help... set the mood—and then 'stumbled' into the house.
It worked so much better than he could have ever hoped.
Maybe it was the tiny, short shorts he was wearing, maybe it was the iron tablets or the angel fruit, but it didn't take more than a few seconds after he closed the old, creaky mahogany door behind him, looking around the room to try and spot anybody, before he was pressed against the door, a man aggressively pressing up against him with a speed that was inhuman.

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The Bottom Namjoon Collection!
FanfictionA collection of many different Namjoon centric / Bottom Namjoon, stories that I have written over the years!