NATALIA SPEAKS ! basically i've been reading more fun & lighthearted kinda stories (mostly social media fics) & then safeguard by slutblues had a stluna crack chapter & i had some funny stuff in my notes i thought you guys would enjoy<3
kennedy: stiles? stiles: yeah? kennedy: i think you're pretty stiles: *gets all emotional* nobody's ever said that to me before!!
derek: i swear, this time i didn't do it! kennedy: well somebody bought the wrong kind of toothpaste! isaac: kennedy: isaac: *runs away from kennedy*
the comments when stiles and kennedy start making out:
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scott: okay, so what do we do? malia: kill them? kennedy: i like that idea! stiles, lydia, kira, & scott: NO!
liam: why do you hate me so much? kennedy: youre short
liam to mason after doing something kennedy specifically told him not to:
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stiles: so we hate voldemort but like tom riddle but they're the same person? kennedy: well yeah, but tom riddle's hot so it's okay stiles: but what about the nogitsune? kennedy: hes voldemort youre tom riddle stiles: but i'm not evil kennedy: you've stolen my tampons to soak them in water & throw them at scott's window. youre evil.
jesus after seeing kennedy & stiles have sex in coaches office, the jeep, eichen house basement, the janitors closet, derek's bed, scott's shower, & peters kitchen:
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freshman scott: i have a crush on kennedy! freshman stiles: omg y'all are so cute i ship! one year later sophomore stiles: hey i slept with kennedy sophomore scott: 😟
allison: kennedy, how much money was this? kennedy: $500, why? allison: kennedy dawn hale! you're not allowed to spend that much money on me! kennedy: it was my dads money it's okay
me trying to explain why i almost killed kennedy for the fifth time this season:
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kennedy: hey lydia remember when we made out lydia: omg yes! my gay awakening tbh stiles: wait what
malia: wait, so pi and pie are different things? kennedy: yeah pie is edible so it's way better malia: but what is pi? kennedy: stupid numbers malia: like these? *holds out a paper* 8931- kennedy: THATS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER NO-
brett: youre hot kennedy: i know stiles: hey that's my girlfriend kennedy: stiles the kids like 12 it's fine brett: i'm actually 15- kennedy: and frankly, i don't care. stiles: yep that's my future wife
all of us reading kennedy react to peter, ben, allison, aiden, erica, & boyd dying:
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me @ you:
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