EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

If You were EXO's Manager pt.2 [EXO-K]

SUHO

You: okay guys.. now we are now at our first stop. i'm giving you a credit card so you could buy something before we proceed to our next destination.

Suho: pfft.. no need. I already have mine... /waving his black card and left the van like a boss/

You: Why. This. Kid.

#BlackCard4Life

CHANYEOL

Chanyeol: NOONA! Look what I've got outside!

You: Chanyeol...

Chanyeol:

You:

Chanyeol:

You: Drop......Kyungsoo...Down..

Later..

Chanyeol: NOONA!!

You: WHAT?

Chanyeol: Can i have this puppy? Please.. please.. please..

You:

Chanyeol: /grinning widely/

You: *sigh*

You: Baekhyun, are you alright?

Baekhyun: i'm fine.. I'm fine.. Help me. T^T

#OhGod

BAEKHYUN

Behind the stage preparing for their Live Perf..

You: (quickly dragging Baekhyun to the side-stage) ok now, after your adlib you must look at the cam-

Baekhyun: (calling you from the back) Manager~..

You: wait.. wait.. i'm talking to Baekhyun.. The camera in the mid----

Baekhyun: (at your back) but I AM BAEKHYUN..hello?

You: what? but who am i talkin---

V: I'm Bwiiii!!!

You: O_O ohh

#Bwi

D.O.

Upon entering D.O.'s room.. You saw D.O. with his laptop.

You: D.O.!! Do you have----

D.O.: MANAGER?!

You: O_O

D.O.: I.....can...explain.

You: O_O

D.O: it's not what you think..

You: You...

D.O.: please don't tell Kai that I have half-naked photos of him! I was about to delete it!

You: You.....are wearing my specs! MYGOD! All this time, you're wearing it? I was searching f----wait what? What half-naked photos of Kai??

D.O: O___O

You: O___O

D.O: please don't tell. O_O

You: wtf

#Specs

KAI

You: Oh good you're back.. what did you bought on the market? i'll be cooking for our dinner tonight :D

Kai: uhhh... Chicken breast

You: good, what else?

Kai: uhmm.. Chicken wings..

You: ooookay? anything else?

Kai: ahh yeah! Chicken legs :D

You: aaaalright?? ANYTHING else?

Kai: OH! I forgot..

You: Yeah what is it? :D

Kai: Chicken Nuggets! :DD

You:

Kai: Chicken is life.

#ChickenLife

SEHUN

You: We'll change roommates again.. But this time, it's your ch----

/Everyone's running to each other/ Everyone: DONE!

You: ----oice to pick your roommate. GOOD....but it should be only 2 member per room.

Xiumin: AWW! *stumbled on the floor*

You: Xiumin what's wrong? what happened to you?!

Xiumin: Sehun kicked me.

You: SEHUN you're the maknae, have respect to your hyung.. why did you do that?

Sehun: you said only two right?

You: So? why kicking Xiumin on the floor?

Sehun: I got Luhan first!

Xiumin: but i want--

Sehun: SHUT UP! I have him first.

Xiumin: You're such a mean maknae (;A;)

You: AUGH.. ok, Xiumin, go pair up with Lay. I think he' the only one who got no partner.

Xiumin: okay :( .. Lay, we will be new roommates :>

Lay: huh? whuut? what's going on? what new roommate?

You: -_-

Sehun: /whispers to Luhan/ it's you and me tonight..

Luhan: uhhh~ Manager, can i change partner?? T^T

You: What? Any problems Lu?

Sehun: NO! :D No problem Manager...

#LuhanTrapped