EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

EXO Christmas Special

Phone ringing...Suho answers his phone.

Suho: Yoboseo..

Kris: Merry Christmas..

Suho: Ohh. Merry Christmas too.

Kris: Uhh.. So, how are you all doing there?

Suho: We're fine..There?

Kris: Ummm.. Good.

Suho: Oh..

Kris:  . . 

Suho: *breathes through the phone*

Kris: . . .

Suho: What's with the sudden call? *coldly*

Kris: Why? is it wrong to call?

Suho: No.

Kris: *sigh* *chuckled*

Suho: So...

Kris: Yeah.

Suho: Mmm..

Kris & Suho: *in unison* SO I WAS TELL--

Suho: Oh you first..

Kris: No... You first..

Suho: No... You tell it first...

Suho: *nervous laugh* O--okay.. SO, I was thinking uhhh... You know what, how about we say it altogether.

Kris: Hmm? O--okay.

Suho: Okay...1....2....3..

Suho: BUY SOME CHICKEN KAI WAS LYING ON THE GROUND CRYING, HE WANTS CHICKEN!
Kris: I LOST YIXING.

Suho: YOU LOST WHO!?

Kris: I'm sorry.... I was---

Suho: THAT'S WHY YOU CALLED--

Kris: No--

Suho: HOW CAN YOU LOST HIM!? YOU WERE IN THE MARKET YIFAN! YOU WERE IN THE MAR-----KET! Y+DONT YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE MARKET ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR---

Kris: *pulling away the phone from his ears because of Suho's ranting*

Suho: HELLO!!! HELLO!!!!

Kris: Yeah.. yeah... I'm sorry... okay fine. fine. I'm going to look for him. Anyway, tell Kai I already bought a chicken, it was first on my to-buy-list here.
*hears Kai screaming for joy on the background on the other side of the line*

Suho: JUST MAKE SURE YIFAN! MAKE SURE YOU---

Kris: Goodness. Stop screaming already.. I already have... Luhan--Xiumin'hyung--Chen----Tao----fuck. Where's T--

Suho: YOU ALSO LOST TAO!?

Kris: uhh.. Hello?? Hello? Can't hear you... Call you later.. *lied* *hang the call*

Suho on the dorm: YIFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!

/Exo-M's POV: ATM on the Market/

Kris: Any sign of Yixing?

Luhan: No... Yixing?? Yixing... I'll be going this way, I might find him in the shops.

Chen: LOL THERE HE IS!

Luhan: *running back* YIXING's BACK???

Chen: LOL. You're so easy to fool.. 

Luhan: SAVAGE.

Chen: HAHAHAHAH---

Xiumin: *stuff Baozi on Chen's wide laughng mouth* MANNERS. Jongdae. MANNERS.
*munches Baozi*