Phone ringing...Suho answers his phone.
Suho: Yoboseo..
Kris: Merry Christmas..
Suho: Ohh. Merry Christmas too.
Kris: Uhh.. So, how are you all doing there?
Suho: We're fine..There?
Kris: Ummm.. Good.
Suho: Oh..
Kris: . .
Suho: *breathes through the phone*
Kris: . . .
Suho: What's with the sudden call? *coldly*
Kris: Why? is it wrong to call?
Suho: No.
Kris: *sigh* *chuckled*
Suho: So...
Kris: Yeah.
Suho: Mmm..
Kris & Suho: *in unison* SO I WAS TELL--
Suho: Oh you first..
Kris: No... You first..
Suho: No... You tell it first...
Suho: *nervous laugh* O--okay.. SO, I was thinking uhhh... You know what, how about we say it altogether.
Kris: Hmm? O--okay.
Suho: Okay...1....2....3..
Suho: BUY SOME CHICKEN KAI WAS LYING ON THE GROUND CRYING, HE WANTS CHICKEN!
Kris: I LOST YIXING.Suho: YOU LOST WHO!?
Kris: I'm sorry.... I was---
Suho: THAT'S WHY YOU CALLED--
Kris: No--
Suho: HOW CAN YOU LOST HIM!? YOU WERE IN THE MARKET YIFAN! YOU WERE IN THE MAR-----KET! Y+DONT YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE MARKET ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR---
Kris: *pulling away the phone from his ears because of Suho's ranting*
Suho: HELLO!!! HELLO!!!!
Kris: Yeah.. yeah... I'm sorry... okay fine. fine. I'm going to look for him. Anyway, tell Kai I already bought a chicken, it was first on my to-buy-list here.
*hears Kai screaming for joy on the background on the other side of the line*Suho: JUST MAKE SURE YIFAN! MAKE SURE YOU---
Kris: Goodness. Stop screaming already.. I already have... Luhan--Xiumin'hyung--Chen----Tao----fuck. Where's T--
Suho: YOU ALSO LOST TAO!?
Kris: uhh.. Hello?? Hello? Can't hear you... Call you later.. *lied* *hang the call*
Suho on the dorm: YIFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!
/Exo-M's POV: ATM on the Market/
Kris: Any sign of Yixing?
Luhan: No... Yixing?? Yixing... I'll be going this way, I might find him in the shops.
Chen: LOL THERE HE IS!
Luhan: *running back* YIXING's BACK???
Chen: LOL. You're so easy to fool..
Luhan: SAVAGE.
Chen: HAHAHAHAH---
Xiumin: *stuff Baozi on Chen's wide laughng mouth* MANNERS. Jongdae. MANNERS.
*munches Baozi*

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