EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

When EXO #ColumbiaZoned You

Kris:  You're so... Beautiful.
You: Why, thank you K---oh.
Kris:  *self flirting in the mirror*

Tao: Let's take a SELFY together, I'm gonna make it my profpic.
You: OKAY! ♥_♥
Reality:/you got cropped out/

Luhan: *takes of his shirt*
Luhan: *walks to you*
Luhan: *stared at you sexily*
You: . . . . .*heavy breathing*
Luhan: Girl...
You: Lu..
Luhan: LOOK AT MY HELLO KITTY TATTO AT THE BACK~!!! ISN'T IT PRETTY!? ♥

Lay: Let's go on date tonight. I'll wait for you at the park, 4pm. 
/Meanwhile/
You: *called him* WHERE ARE YOU?!
Lay: Hmmm? *look at watch, 10pm* Why are you ca---OH SHIT! *jumps off to bed*

Chen: Hi..
You: Hello..
Chen: I love you..
You: *gasps* Oh my god..
Chen: Uhh. Wait, I'll call you later, someone beside me is reacting to our talk, bye darling, call you later.
*walks away*

Xiumin: *walks towards you sexily*
Xiumin: *took off his shirt*
Xiumin: *locked the door*
You: *gulped*
Xiumin: *smirked*
You: *screaming infront of the laptop while watching Xiumin's .gif*

Kai: I will do anything, just to have you.
You: Really? Are you sure..?
Kai: Neh..
You: *sigh* Ok fine.
Kai: YES!!!!
You: *gave him the bucket of fried chicken*

You: we love each other right?
Suho: Even it's against the odds, I will fight for you no matter what..
You: *saw him about to cry*
You: uhh...on second thought..
Suho: *you columbianzoned him*

Kyungsoo: 
You: *confessing your love from him, for almost an hour*
Kyungsoo:
You: So, what are you going to say?
Kyugnsoo: *took of his earphones* Hmm? You're saying something?

Baekhyun: *texts you* Hi... Please take care okay? I love you.
You: *replied* OH ! I LOVE YOU TOO BAEK!
Baek: Oh wait. Who's this? HAHAHA. Sorry wrong sent..

Chanyeol: *leans to kiss you*
You: *closes your eyes*
Chanyeol: *his only 0.5 inch away from u*
Director: CUT!!! Nice work everyone.

Sehun: *stared at you*
You: *blushed*
Sehun: *stares deeply*
You:  . . .. .
Sehun: *still staring*
You: AHHHHH!! OPPA! STAAAHHP!! YOU'RE SUCH A PERVVVV~
You: *puts masking tape at his eyes on his poster*
#Columbiazoned + #Bias'PosterLife