EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

Exo having dirty nightmares with the members

Suho: *screams* XIUMIN NO!!!

Exo: What?

Suho: twas only a nightmare. Xiumin touched me because I have this crazy abs.

Xiumin: *shoves baozi at Suho's nose* NEVER gonna happen.

Tao:  I DREAMED THAT KRIS HYUNG AN I WERE NAKED IN THE SHOWERS~

Exo: . . . and?

Tao: mine was bigger. >:)

Kris: . . . dreams were the opposite meanings in real life, that means. . you got a dick that's only thick like your finger.

Exo: oooooo burn.

Luhan: GUYS! I have this crazy nightmare.. 

Exo: WHAT!

Luhan: Sehun & I were doing it in the shower.

Sehun: *choked*

Chen: correction. DREAM. not nightmare.

Luhan: ☉▵☉凸

Baekhyun: Nightmare. Me and Kyungsoo were in doing kinky things in his car and---

Exo: ಠ~ಠ

Baekhyun: he's behind me isnt he?

Kyungsoo: *sharpening a knife* continue, i wanna listen.

Baekhyun: Wow.. I just forgot wait. what was it again..

Lay: I dreamed about Chen. I was kissing him, and he kissed back. Such a good kisser.

Exo: *stared at Chen*

Chen: Hahaha, what a nightmare Hyung. Hahaha *awkward laugh*

Lay: No. Totally. A dream :)

Chen: Bro

Lay: Bro

Chanyeol: I was giving somebody a blow job. Shit nightmare strikes. Cant believe it.

Exo: WHO!?

Chanyeol: *looking away while pointing at Kai*

Kai: *spurts out water*  SHIT! I DREAMED THE SAME THING.

Xiumin: arent you two drunk last night? after some blabbing noise. I heard some erotic sound while the lights were out last night. . i was about to open the lights but I thought maybe some member brought some hooker but. . errrrmm. okay i will shut up now.

Everyone: . . . 

Chen: Awkwaaaaard.

Baekhyun: . . 

Kyungsoo: . . 

D.O.: I have a nightmare last night. I was doing Yixing Hyung. and Sehun. and . . . Baekhyun.

Exo: WHORE.

Lay: That's why you've been ignoring me.

Sehun: Pft yehet

Baekhyun: smh

D.O.: I need some Soju.

Kris: I was doing Suho. such a goddamn nightmare.

Exo: . . . 

Kris: you got anything to say?

Exo: We thought it's normal?

Suho: Yeah, tell me about that 'nightmare' huh Yifan.

Kris: Shit

Sehun: I was having a gang bang, with girls. . 

Exo: WHOA~ SENPAI..

Sehun: the problem is. . it's a nightmare

Exo: BEING THE ONLY ONE TO GANGBANG GIRLS IS NOT A NIGHTMARE.. SENPAI, THAT'S A DREAM. OUR MAKNAE IS A MAN..

Sehun: All the girls has your faces. Nightmare. *shivers*

Exo: *crow sound* . . . . 

Chen: Newsflash, I got a nighmare last night.

Exo: what?

Chen: I dreamt that we all show our dicks.. then 

Exo: what?

Chen: Mine was the smallest.

Exo: HAHAHAHA!!!

Chen: dreams were the opposite meanings in real life.

Exo: HAHAHA----hmm? wait wut?

Xiumin: Dirty nightmare. Last night.

Exo: what..

Xiumin: I raped someone.

Exo: who!?

Xiumin: Luhan

Luhan: YES!

Exo: *stared at luhan*

Xiumin: . . . 

Luhan: wh---what. I mean.. *clears throat* I'm manly. *leaves*

Exo: *followed their sight on Luhan until he left the dorm*

Sehun: hoe