If EXO were Cats

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Kris: only stands in the corner, watching you like you're the pet and him the boss.

Luhan: keeps on playing with his yarn.

Xiumin: fluffy round cute cat, running around with his baozi bun toy in his mouth.

Tao: keeps on nudging his face on you everytime, that looks like:
"Bitch you aint ignoring me, pet me or ill scratch you."

Chen: poops everywhere, pee everywhere, giving you a major headache in your home.

Lay: neighbor keeps knocking on your door saying that Yixing has been found lost good thing they found them.

Suho: high breed cat, needs more maintenance, doesnt eat cheap foods. Doesbt give a fuck with all the mouse running, you cat the mouse yourself.

Baekhyun: irritating cat that keeps on meowing everytime, only shuts up if he wants to. Even when he sleeps.

Chanyeol: playful cat, fetches, pants, bark, thinking he's a dog.
(o_O)

Kyungsoo: silent cat but when you try to touch him, he will scratch or bite you, cant touch him.
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun cant touch him.

Kai: your cat who sleeps anywhere.
Doesnt care where he was as long as he can sleep. YOCO.
You Only Cat Once.

Sehun: Just being Oh Sehun.

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