EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

You as ALICE in the EXO-Land

Request from @ josie-mia
(my tags won't appear when I publish my work =w=, so gonna type it into the core..)

Thank you chingu.. ♥

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You were listening to your jams while sitting on a tree branch. Suddenly you saw a cute white bunny holding a bag, hopping across below you, being fascinated by it, you wiggled a bit to see a clearer view of that fab bunny.

Suddenly the branch broke, you fell, and fainted.

You woke up in a weird place. You look into your right, you saw a lamp post with something written.."EXO-land".

You stood up as you tap away the dirt in your dress, then you saw something came across you. It seems to be like in a hurry. It's that White Rabbit you saw earlier.

You: Excuse me~ Excuse me~. Mr. Rabbit. Can you tell me whe----
Tao: Who you calling rabbit?! I am a Panda. Can't you see these?

*pointing at his eyes & Dark Circles*

Tao: I'm Panda. And I'm in a hurry. Could please take all these gucci bags in my house? Be careful, Dad just bought me that. Ok. I'll be leaving. I'm late!! Be careful with those Gucci baaaaags~

*voice fading*

You were left confused and lost not knowing where to go. Till you meet these twins.

You: Hi..I'm Alice, do--

Sehun: I'm Hun. Yehet!
Luhan: YO YO YO!! I'm Han.
Sehun: What's the--
Luhan: --Problem?

You: I don't know where's Mr. Rabb--uhh--Panda's house. And I'm going there. Do you know where I---

Sehun: *pointed at a house at the right*
Luhan: Just follow the path to that big house, that's his house.

You: Oh, Thank you..

Sehun: You said 'Oh', she's thanking me! Ohorat. You're welcome..
Luhan: No she's not! It's just an expression!! *jealous*
Sehun: IS TOO! She clearly say "Oh" it's my last---*slaps* did you just slap me, Han??
Luhan: Hun!! No.. I'm sorry I didn't mean i---
Sehun: IT HUUUURTCH!! (T^T#)
Luhan: I'M SORRY!! (T^T)/(T^T#)

Now, both of them crying so you walkout.

Panda's house is so big that you could see it from afar. Then you went there. After going to Panda's home, you went into the woods..

You saw a caterpillar sitting in a mushroom, lying as high as fuck. But you still went to ask him..

You: Hi Mr. "Caterpillar"...I'm Alice, can---
Lay: Huh? Who you calling caterpillar? I'm a U-ni-corn, Lay~
You: O---kay.
Lay: Who---are----you? *looking at you with a sleepy eyes*
You: I told you I'm Alice..
Lay: Ohh.. I'm Ca---ter--pi---llar...
You: I thought you said you're Unicorn?
Lay: Who---are----you? *looking at you with a sleepy eyes*
You: O_o .. I better get going.

Then you leave coz you think he's really stoned.

As you were on your way to find for help. You notice a cat sitting in a tree branch. Looking at you with a smile full of teeth.

Chanyeol: Hi. I'm The Chanshire Cat. *smiling with full teeth*
You: O_O..I--I'm Alice. Chanshire Cat.. Can you help me? Where am I? What is this place? Can you help me to----
Chanyeol: Just walk right into the woods. Then you're out.
You: Thank you. Chanshire Cat..
Chanyeol: No problem. By the way. You're in Exoland. Once you get into this land, there's no way out! Everyone in here were gay....MAD.. I mean MAD! HAHAHA!