EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

EXO at #2015MAMA

Suho: *made a thank you speech without distorting his image or showing intense face game*

Kyungsoo: (in mind) "Oh look. Sardines themselves at the photo booth. Idiots."
Exo: "KYUNGSOO! We still have space here! Come."
Kyungsoo: "No"

Kai: "Hyung can we go home now?"
Exo: But we just came here Jongin?
Kai: "Hyung, I'm booored."
Exo: We're going to perform next Jongin.
Kai: *fell asleep*
Kai: *woke up* IS IT OVER?
Exo: We said we're going to perform NEXT, Jongin.

Sehun: *got scarred by Seungri for life*  
"Fuck. Luhan gonna saw this."

Baekhyun: *got awkward by Taeyeon when she passesby*
"Just keep clapping for her, pretend you didn't see her. *peeks*"

Chen: *kills us with his high fucking pitch at Drop That*
"Nailed it bitches."

Xiumin: *suddenly appeared at the cam with a clown + santa look*
"Do I look like Chen now?"

Lay: (in mind)
"Why is the camera on us since it's BigBang sunbae's perfor--wait why is there's someone sitting on Sehun's lap?"
*got lost*
*confused*
*awkward*
"What's happening?"

Chanyeol: *fainted and fell to hell after seeing 2ne1 especially Dara's sudden appearance*
*Heart attacked*

/MEANWHILE/

Kris: I'm so proud of you my wife and sons.

Tao: Hyung, where's Luhan Hyung? He's not in his room?

Kris: *reads a note on Luhan's mirror written wth a lipstick*

Note: 

"GONE TO HONGKONG. GONNA SINK A SHIP CALLED SehRi! CHEATERS!

-Luhan"