EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

When you're Showering..

sekshily~

*cue LADY LUCK*

Kris: *looks away, blushed, continued walking away*
Think about Ace, think about Ace, think about Suho, think about Suho.

Tao: *opened the curtain*
You: *scream*
Tao: STOP SCREAMING! Get out. I've been waiting for an hour out there. My turn..
*pushed you out the bathroom naked*

Chanyeol: *saw the door is open, suppose to close it but then saw you showering, stay frozen at the door*
*nosebleeds*

Suho: *as soon as he saw you, quickly looked away and run, later talks to his psychiatrist*
To psychiatrist: "I've never been so scarred in my life.."

Chen: *sneakily captures it on video*
HELL YEAAHHH~
*nodding on delight while biting lower lip*

Sehun: *spurts out his bubble tea.....and enjoyed watching you*
OHoooOooORaT~
*looks around if hyungs were around, looks back on you*

Kyungsoo: *straightly walk, haven't saw you*

Baekhyun: *went inside, locked it, opens your shower curtain* 
HI.. YOU WANT ME TO SCRUB YOUR BACK?
*rape face*

Xiumin: *shocked, walked away..........to get a popcorn and took a seat infront of the bathroom, enjoying the show*

Luhan: "OH MY GOD!!!!"
You: *gasps* LUHAN!
Luhan: I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS! YOU SHOULDNT BE TAKING THINGS NOT YOURS!
You: But mine was on laundry~ T^T
Luhan: Fine. Let's shower together.. *rape face*

Lay: *went straight to the toilet to take a dump*
You: *open shower curtains* *saw Lay*
Lay: . . .
You: shit
Lay: yeah, I'm having hard time getting it out, so would you mind?

Kai: /refer to the media/
Kai: Hey you. After you shower, go straight to my room.