EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

EXO, how did you get your POWERS?

Kris: I was born with it. Galaxy~ /shrugs/

Suho: I bought it. /shows the receipt of Water Power, last year,2013/

Xiumin: Do you know Jack, Elsa, Subzero, and Iceman? Yeah, were relatives.

Lay: I forgot. *scratch his head*

Tao: Buy me gucci, then I will tell you.

Kai: *teleports as he saw you coming*
/suddenly someone appear infront of you/
You: Kai?
V:
You:
V: Hi I'm Bwi. (O u O) are u Baekhyun-omma?
You: No. I'm just a question.
V: oops, wrong group. *disappears*
Baekhyun: uhhm excuse me, have you seen a child who looks just like me??
Bam-Bam: Maaaa, can you teach me to teleport too??
Baekhyun: DAEHYUNG!! I TOLD YOU TO WATCH OVER BAM-BAM!!
Daehyun: SORRY BABE~ BAM-BAM come to daddy..
/Eyeliner Family suddenly appear/ (A/N: WTF. Mian. Mian!!)

Luhan: you mean this? /sends you floating/ Hmm, let me tell you a secret, don't tell anyone alright? *whispers* "I am Jean Grey.."

Kyungsoo: I'm from the Underworld. *creepily smiles*

Baekhyun: I dance with the light turned on and off before I got them. Light bulb explodes, then it fell to me, then Tada... I become a flashlight.

Sehun: Coz Appa Lee Soo Man said so.

Chanyeol: AHHHHHH!!! HOT!! AHHHHHH!! *burning*

Chen: When the skies and the grounds were one, the legends, through their twelve forces, nurtured the tree of life.
You: just go straight to the point.
Chen: Coz I'm the son of Zeus.
You: -_- please be serious
Chen: .....you sure you wanna know?
You: /stares at him/
Chen: *deeply sighed* Coz.......I'm...... Pikachu

You: I'm so fucking done with my life.