EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

EXO if they finally had Boobs

Kris: *looks at them*

"Shit"

Tao: *gasps*

"This were still small, Kris hyung, I wanna have a boob job, Come with me."

Baekhyun: OHHHH YEAH!! FINALLY!!

/refer to the media/

Xiumin: Bao----zi~

*staring at it with big eyes*

Chanyeol: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH NOOOO!! Wait..."

*pokes*

"IT'S REAL!! NOOOOOO!!"

*runs screaming around the house*

Chen: *evil smile*

"Now, time to make some money with these."

Lay: "YAAY! Guys, I have boobies! "

*hands spread up-high, showing it to them nakedly*

Suho: What cup do I belong? Gonna have to buy some bra.

Kai: *disgust*

"I like them, but doesnt mean I want it to be ON me."

Sehun: "I already got booty. So I'm sexy af."

Luhan: *byuntae face*

"oh, SEHUUUUUUUUUN~ are you there??"

Kyungsoo: *glares at A/N & reader*

"What the hell is this shit?"